“A lot of folks are holding cotton candy, and it’s about to rain.” – Dr. Freckles
RETARDIS …
“You’re RE-TARDIS …”
“What does that mean?”
“There’s even more empty space in your head than would be expected.”
Lifestyle brands …
“Sea-Flow is a LIFESTYLE brand.” – Dr. Freckles
Reality …
“The more time you give to synthetic reality, the more actual reality falls apart.” – Dr. Freckles
SCHOOL
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240616_SCHOOL.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
FECAL MATTER:
Some stuff we need to talk about … to random people … to see what happens.
When you walk into your favorite restaurant or taco bar, focus your eyes on the fingernails of the people preparing your food …
What’s that you see?
Dried blood and and fecal matter, urine stains and semen? Particles of that get into your food, they don’t care. They don’t wash their hands after they poop, and some of them will scratch their cracks before putting together your BLT on RYE.
There’s a THREEBLE FUNK SHOCK ARMY forming up outside of Nashville, TN. Thrimblin-ford wrestlers are covered in mountain spikes, and their herg-bossom jugglers are wearing skimping outfits, and covering themselves in splizz-oil and monkey-paste.
They don’t wash their hands or feet. They pick at scabs as they make your “garden salad”, and the uber driver wipes his sweat onto your burger king delivery.
Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12339
SCHOOL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12097
Wrestling a woman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12225
Like it used to be: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12089
Gig Economy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12055
Don’t make her mad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12186
Humane Treatment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12064
Biscuits and Gravy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12111
Where could it be coming from?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12091
Moar Government
“Government: one long manufactured emergency.” – Dr. Freckles
“PAWG NIGHTMARE …” (coming for CHRISTMAS 2024)
So I have this idea for a great movie, and I need NETFLIX or AMAZON STUDIOS or SONY to call me …
In the not so distant future, the WHITE WOMEN form a coalition of disdain and take over the system and nearly destroy the world …
Following the broken headed rule of WHITE WOMEN, white girls, between the ages of 25 and 45, are hunted, rounded up, put in special camps in the EVERGLADES …
This is the setting for PAWG NIGHTMARE …
You can say it’s a setup for soft-core porn style exploitation in the oeuvre of Pam Grier … this might be true.
But it could win an OSCAR …
Things have been CRAZY in Florida …
Poignantly dramatic horrors are unfolding in Miami, as people are being eaten by gators …
It’s just too much …
“WRESTLING GATORS for DOLLARS”
It’s ostensibly SET in the Florida Everglades, but probably needs to be filmed pay-per-view on some island in the Philippines …
Satellite TV … probably some of the satellites will get shot down once the show spins UP.
You have to wrestle these gators, but if you SURVIVE? – you get 10 bucks … and a trip home … probably not a very nice trip home, tbh. Probably a pirate ship … your organs probably get harvested.
Why do communists hate anarchists the most?
“Figure out WHY communists hate anarchists the most, and you’ll figure out why voting can never, will never, must never work.” – Dr. Freckles
Bad ideas …
“You’re too afraid to ask the right questions, and this is how BAD IDEAS rule.” – Dr. Freckles
