Category: Planetary Status Reports

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JERGIN – THE FEAST is PREPARED!

MUNGO BEASTS, covered in idolatry and desecration …

Constant reminders of TIME and its curse …

A fist beating some old Russian to death, and for what? THE FOURTH REICH?

All was a failure, in the eyes of the crimson serpent …

(and the final seal was broken)

“Take the young men to the town square, FEUR MASTER wishes to see the catch …”

“To the front they go?”

“Yes … to the front … to fight against those guys …”

“We really hate those guys …”

“Yep …”

A table is set for each. Plates and forks and knives and goblets filled with stale wine, the maidens fill your glass with honey and spice …

And a million young men sit down to eat, and forget themselves in the darkness.

Night falls on the kingdom of the damned, somewhere near Kyiv … or Kiev?

(have some chicken)

“… Your fear of yourself is sadness for all …”

Hitler?

He was the first gondo-lord of Trib, he fashioned swords from discarded whale bone and feasted with KINGS … his eyes grew weary in seeing those stains, those human profanities. His greed exceeded any logic, and a fist of glowing titanium stole his heart.

You can’t abide the NAZI glinken folk, for they are the herpes of the world.

DENAZIFY?!?

De-not-see-fi … fee fi fo fum … drink the rum …

Have a dinner with three vampires, hire a chef to prepare the goulash … consume your meat soup as the angry witches chant and curse …

This is the feast of Jergin, all are invited, especially Zelensky … ?

Or Biden?

Or Trump?

Or Walt Disney?

All are invited to the feast, as the Devil leads the band, and Hades burns as a million suns …

(enjoy the soup)

Jesus was a hobo …

“Jesus didn’t own a house.” – Dr. Freckles

Trade like shit birds …

My Christianity and Sexuality …

1. I start from the premise that my Lord in Heaven made me free, from birth – as he made all of you.
2. Your business, your life, as long as you are not harming others? – is none of MY business.
3. It would be neat to pretend that everything is as simple as man/woman … but it does get more complicated.
4. It troubles me that this issue has become so misunderstood, especially the trans situation, that people also draw the erroneous conclusion: well, then pedophilia must be okay … A does not imply B … but, sexuality in America is filled with LOTS of non sequiturs.

That Little House on the Prairie episode, your grandfather’s pacemaker, and being trans sexual.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220529_WHERE.mp3

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Kind of in a shitty place …

(just what it is …)

Exile … (the oldest story)

1. That first creature that had too many generations out of the sea of gunkis, and looked back poignantly … “there’s no going back …”
2. Birth
3. Growing up
4. Becoming and changing
5. The Bible, Adam and Eve, Exodus, David flees from Saul, Every prophet, Mary and Joseph, Jesus … a lot of the bible is about exile.
6. Breaking up
7. Disasters, large and small … and perhaps what is coming
8. Power
9. Death

Closets …

“Sometimes leaving the closet is the wrong answer, especially if you’re being pulled out.” – Dr. Freckles

It’s not my job …

Something I’ve had some Christians tell me … especially Catholics … “it’s not my job …”

(are you sure?)

1. warriors
2. prophets
3. ministers
4. disciples
5. teachers
6. caretakers
7. washers of feet
8. humble
9. peacemakers
10. forgivers
11. free and true to liberty
12. to seek beauty
13. to understand sadness
14. to live in the world
15. to be okay with dying

To be as Jesus was and is …

(all of it was always our job)

Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges%205&version=NIV

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220528_MLRS.mp3

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EARTH: Final Conflict

Heaven’s Gate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

MLRS

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M270_Multiple_Launch_Rocket_System

Most interesting people …

“The most interesting people don’t come from fancy places.” – Dr. Freckles

NATO

What if the primary objective behind the Ukraine invasion was the fracturing of NATO?

Milgram Experiment (revisited)

A thought experiment.

Imagine you’re a parent, and you have one child … sitting in a room adjacent to yours. A nuclear war has just begun, and the only way to stop it is to push a button … but if you push the button, your child is killed.

Imagine a similar scenario, but the button flashes red when your child is in danger and if you press it within one minute, your child is safe (until the button flashes red again), but if you do press the button, a village, in some random poor country, is targeted with a missile strike.

Imagine that in scenario 2, you are told each time you push the button: you save your kid, and other kids … and you don’t know about the villages being destroyed.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220522_FAMILY.mp3

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Cassandra

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra

What is family?

1. Many think it’s about biology … and sometimes that’s true.
2. Many think it does not exist, and sometimes, sadly, that’s true.
3. Some believe that the “family” is being destroyed by TPTB … and this is half-true.
4. Some believe, as myself, that you find family in this life …

If you are a Christian READ THE WHOLE BIBLE … not just the parts that confirm what your cult leader preacher is saying: “family” in the bible is not simple, and is often NOT about the “people who you share parents with”.

1. Cain and Abel: Genesis 4
2. Esau and Jacob: Genesis 27
3. Joseph and the Well: Genesis 37: 12 – 36
4. Matthew 10: 34-36
5. Mark 3: 35
6. Mark 10: 28-30

(there’s a pattern here)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220521_TRADE_UP.mp3

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Trade Up!

JUNGLE PAM …

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Liberman

Hypercane …

A super-dooper-hurricane or HYPER CANE?

A penultimate black hole or HYPER-HOLE? Maybe a movie starring Ava Adams …

Just add the word “hyper” … and it’s amazing.

Hyperactive? – seems busy.

Hyperspace? – not a place I want to visit.

One neat trick …

(a neat trick to help with your prostate)

SPACE …

Every time I see some NASA picture from “Mars”? … I think:

“Shit, Sedona looks nice this time of year …”

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/heres-official-explanation-mars-doorway

Questions …

1. Are you legally eligible to work in the country you wish to work in?
2. Are you at least 18 years of age?
3. Have you ever worked for this company or franchise-owned location before?
4. How many years of experience do you have in the position for which you are interested?
5. How many employers have you worked for in the past two years?
6. Have you ever been terminated from a job or asked to resign?
7. Are you able to speak and read English?
8. Are you able to perform the essential duties of the position for which you are applying with or without reasonable accommodation(s)?
9. Are you able to lift up to 50 lbs and stand on your feet for long periods of time, with, or without an accommodation?
10. How would you define your teamwork abilities?
11. Are you willing to wear a uniform and follow grooming standards?
12. What are your thoughts on working beyond your normal scheduled hours?
13. Are you willing to work a flexible work schedule including nights, weekends and holidays?
14. When solving a problem, which best describes you?
15. Rate your knowledge with handling customer complaints?
16. Are you 16 years of age or older?
17. When dealing with difficult guests/customers, you should?
18. I am willing to do tasks outside of my job description which may include other side duties?
19. What is your experience level operating an electronic or computerized cash register?
20. What is your experience level handling cash and providing change?
21. Do you enjoy working with and serving the public?
22. If you saw a co-worker stealing a small item or giving food to a friend without paying you would?
23. Are you currently in school?
24. Are you willing to consent to a background check or reasonable suspicion drug testing? (Not applicable where prohibited by law.)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220521_FOMO.mp3

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Things you should stop worrying about, things that are NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN …

“If the government says ‘worry about THIS’, then remove that item from your worry list.” – Dr. Freckles

If the government says DON’T worry about THIS, it doesn’t mean it’s a real concern, but it’s worth a look … like the “Clathrate Gun”: https://www.beforetheflood.com/explore/the-crisis/methane-the-ticking-time-bomb/

Research the NOAA/US Government position on the “methane bomb”: they will say “don’t worry” … so take a look.

1. Eating bugs
2. Massive vaccine die-off
3. FEMA camps
4. POD-TOPIA (it already happened, I’ve lived there)
5. CHINA takes over the world
6. Trump saves America
7. Nuclear War (probably)
8. Conventional War with Russia (probably)
9. The Great Replacement
10. Monkey Pox, Monkey Herpes, Monkey Crabs, all Monkey Diseases
11. Collecting all your guns – by the way, STOP BUYING YOUR GUNS AT CABELAS, START USING THE BLACK MARKET
12. “Recession”, “Stagflation”, “Depression”, “Hyper Inflation” – it’s already happened, this neo-Stalinist hell hole did it, and then stuffed the entropy into China, Housing Scams, Crypto, Stock Market … it’s done … we’ve been in a Potemkin Recovery since 2008 … realistically: we’ve lived in an occult-depression since at least 2009 … SEE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20191213_The_Unconscious_Skier.mp3
13. Alien Attack
14. Robot Apocalypse
15. Gay Frogs
16. EMP: looking like the Y2K fear monkey …
17. FOMO: “crypto”, “house flipping”, “stock markets”, etc … FOMO has to be one of the DUMBEST FUCKING MOTIVATORS EVER … “marriage and kids”, “that nice home”, “a TESLA”, whatever “chasing after desire” crap your smart phone sells you? – get over it … soon. FOMO is what keeps people from moving, from getting to ACCEPTANCE. Didn’t get to travel “around the world”? – get over that shit, a lot of places and a lot of people are the same everywhere … get over that neocon NWO globalist BS.

Don’t get me wrong, there are things you should assess as risks, and plan accordingly – but no where in this is “lockdown” or “don’t talk to your neighbor” or “social distancing” as risk reduction or mitigation … be rational, and remember: every motherfucker dies.

(and read your Book of Ecclesiastes …)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220520_MONKEY_POX.mp3

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Monkey Herpes, revisited …

It was “snowing” today … a few days ago it was summer … yesterday they sprayed like MAD all over the sky. Totally normal, right?

1. The lying has been ongoing on an unprecedented scale for 2 years (now year 3).
2. The longer these lies last, the worse it looks …
3. The lies look REACTIVE, which means TPTB are reacting to circumstances, not controlling them … they don’t control the schedule
4. Whatever “IT” is … IT is a fuzzy event that has a probability window, not a discrete event like, for example, an asteroid collision.
5. And the skies continue to look worse, more like shit …
6. Heavy Metal Poisoning: https://www.healthline.com/health/heavy-metal-poisoning
7. Aluminum Poisoning: https://www.winchesterhospital.org/health-library/article?id=164929
8. Radiation Poisoning …
9. A real pandemic or bioweapon runs the risk of killing people you need to “keep the lights on” … like engineers at boiling water nuclear reactors.

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/how-has-monkeypox-suddenly-spread-all-over-globe-lightning-speed

Best Case: this nonsense covers for the collapse of the Petro-Dollar empire (and this is still going to be quite bad and WA DC has already lost control)

Worst Case: this is something so awful that you can justify gaslighting hundreds of millions, if not billions, for 2-3 years … Famine fits … but other things fit as well.

As of now: 95% sure famine is baked into the cake, 100% sure the dollar collapse is inevitable, the only question is: is it worse?

From November 2019: “… maybe it will be some kind of monkey flu …” (1:14 minutes in)

From February 2020:

From April 2021:

From 2016 … “The Odds of Survival”

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qwjnT5Xb774

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220520_MONKEY_JAR.mp3

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RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE

1. Justin and I both need to get regular jobs, soon. We were able to be committed to this project for about 4 months, but reality has set in.
2. Does this mean the project is over? – NO … not by a long shot. Is does mean that our velocity is reduced so we’re not going to be able to do as much, as fast, as we hoped we would.
3. Justin’s job takes him to the woods for 8 days at a time, with 6 days off. It would be unrealistic for him to expect more than 4-5 project days per month, given that he has other personal and life responsibilities.
4. And once I get a job? – well … I’m 52 years old … and even if I were 20 years younger, the current “business environment” favors crony/statist enterprises and eschews entrepreneurs like Justin and myself. Just reality. And I’m not sure how much longer this “reality” will last.
5. We don’t have the resources to do as much testing as I would like, so it slows down development. If we had more money? – we could dedicate a 24/7 listening station AND experiment with max bandwidth transmission schemes. But, with this kind of testing you always run the risk of damaging a radio – and we can’t really afford this right now. It’s a mess: because we are trying to push and develop products, that are prototype, and with little to no budget for any of this.
6. The HAM world is as bad as the MASONS or Illuminati …

GIGANTIC DONATION … GORILLIONS!

1. I can move to my island near the Florida Keys …
2. I can start dating Rizal, my ambiguously Latin and hot lover …
3. We have cookie jars, with cocaine …
4. We have our own dialysis machines … for rough nights.
5. We can sail our star-light special to Bimini, and feed on cleevus-clams and gentle noggle-fish.
6. Our mornings are filled with chasing poor people, through the jungle, a human hunt …
7. Then we bathe in the blood of these peasants, who come for the “gold” we promise … but instead face our WRATH.
8. At lunch time, we enjoy tossing kittens into the shark lagoon …
9. When the sun goes down, we sky dive naked into a large pool filled with champagne and MDMA …
10. We give each other venom injections, rattlers, cobras, bushmaster …. and tarantula.
11. We wear golden loin cloths … woven from gold …
12. All because of this big donation …

Monkey jar …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/housing-crash-starting

Bullets VS Hunger

“There are not enough bullets to assuage an empty stomach.” – Dr. Freckles

Prepping is a good thing to do – I tell my listeners to do what they can during almost all podcasts since 2019 … (before the monkey herpes)

But here’s the deal:

If you think you can stockpile ENOUGH FOOD or ENOUGH AMMO or ENOUGH GOLD for what is coming?

Then you are worse than NOT logistically prepared: food, water, training.

You are mentally UNPREPARED for what is coming … and no amount of ammo or MREs will help with that.

At Bama YACHT CLUB, we recommend:

1. move somewhere that is geographically isolated and is at least 50 miles from a major interstate (I-5, I-80, etc)

2. move somewhere that is at least 50 miles from a US military base (not easy)

3. learn how to purify water, and make sure there is some regular water available, where you are

4. learn to grow potatoes, carrots, onions, and some herbs (containing vitamins), and raise chickens

5. stockpile BOOKS ... not eBooks or PDFs ... but actual printed materials

6. learn to use a bow and arrow or crossbow

7. have and learn to use a hunting rifle

8. have at least one rapid fire carbine and ammo

9. buy a HAM radio and learn to use it ... DO NOT BECOME A HAM ... that means registering your address: also called stupid

The rest is up to you ... your pain points ...

But at BAMA YACHT CLUB, we've been telling people this since late 2019.

- BAMA YACHT CLUB

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220511_IN_THE_FUTURE.mp3

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Some good news …

1. Jingus meat will be on sale, soon … at spronctos.
2. I discovered a new kind of shame and self-loathing … I call it “brodayme”.
3. You will be able to start splitting covid payouts, with your doctor … seriously: the system is a breeding ground for fraud, so why not.
4. There will be a NEW “CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH” war … like CCSW2 … or maybe we’re on 3 now with this also … ? … It will be amazing, and the sandwiches will contain mostly chicken.
5. Aliens will arrive by July. Their starships will be powered by love and trignum-grease. The alien-queen will be revealed to be a busty wench, carrying steins of beer … just for me. This is how I imagine my stroke or other cadio/cerebral event.
6. I have this new character on Zero Hedge that I love until ZH bans/blocks/deletes this one:

BAMA YACHT CLUB …

BAMAYC: “Buy as much as you can …”

Almost like coupon’ing … and shit …

Random Zero Hedge context ads … wow … hookers.

Cult formation, propaganda, and military psychological warfare …

For starters: humans mind-fucking others goes back a long ways … perhaps to even pre-human times … perhaps consciousness itself has the temptation of psychological manipulation baked in … think “native peoples scaring buffalo into cliffs and drop offs”.

BTW: these concepts can be used in sovietology or the breaking down of propaganda into things you could say “might be true” and for the discovery of outright contradictions. Not a perfect science.

Key propaganda theory roles:

1. The Sheep Dog: allows people to wander a little bit astray from the region of the Overton Window … but not far from it. Alex Jones is a great example, I fear Dane Wigington may be another.
2. The Fool: Greta, Biden, Al Gore – the fool’s principle role is to take any real and serious issue and make it look stupid and corrupt.
3. The Expert: Paul Krugman, Powell, Obama – they assure you they know, understand, and can provide guidance you must not question:
4. The Leader: Reagan, Obama, Hitler, Stalin – is often connected to a cargo-cult or a “cult of goods and values” that the Leader promises, as long as you follow.
5. The Enemy or Villain: Russia or Putin, China, Japan, Germany, Vietnam … I can keep going.
6. The Savior: think Elon Musk, Anthony Fauci (to some), Obama, Steve Jobs … (this can also be seen as a quasi-shamanic role per CG Jung’s view of the “savior” or “leader” … Joseph Cambell’s work with comparative mythology points in the same direction.

Key propaganda narratives:

1. The Mistake: think pandemic, 9/11
2. The Unforeseen: think 9/11 or the fall of the Berlin Wall or the Housing Crisis
3. The Great Tragedy: think 9/11
4. The “Stab in the Back”: Hitler and the Jews
5. The Achievement: Apollo, Manifest Destiny, Pyramids, etc … sometimes these “achievements” are based on real things … sometimes they are 100% bullshit.

Key Tools:

1. Temporal and Spatial Disorientation: impacting people’s ability to know WHERE they are and WHAT time it is … CIA/NAZIs pioneered this with isolation chambers and total sensory deprivation. But less totalistic versions involve placing a person, in the middle of nowhere, with limited access to time keeping systems.
2. Cognitive disordering: think reversals of number systems, standard order of interpretation, changing reading from “top to bottom” to “bottom to top” for key documents … etc.
3. Jargon: the use of specialized terminology to widen insider/outsider distinctions.
4. Divide and Conquer: separate the population into arbitrary groups, reward some, punish others, create tension and conflict.
5. Gaslighting: reality manipulation via false information, projection, and victim blaming. The key is to substitute an alternate reality to the one provided by logic, commonsense and what can actually be proven.
6. EGO PUMPING: typically used in insider/outsider group dynamics. Typically the “Savior” or the “Leader” will use neuro-linguistic programming and other less precise techniques to build up the sense of worth in an individual, but in this context, a whole group.
7. Drifting Principles: a “leader” sets some guideline … like let’s say Obama says “I never did drugs” or “drugs are bad”, and then you find out he did and probably does … while at the same time sicking Treasury agents on the medical cannabis places … these moving, drifting, adjustable principles create confusion.
8. Band Wagon: “everyone is doing it”
9. Peer Pressure: “why can’t you be like us”
10. Group Punishment for Individual Acts: basically the only real function of voting in a “democracy” like ours. Whether it’s abortion, gun control, free speech, or the abolition of the IRS, topics are used as “blame” for failure … and then those sub-groups are labeled and abused.
11. Argument from authority: the only real value of PhD.
12. Group burden: we’re all in this together … think about that wretched Bon Jovi song/video from the Spring of 2020 … “Do what ya gotta do …” pretty much says it all.
13. Ad hominem: this is often used with “appeal to authority” arguments, and the conclusion is “you must be stupid”. And this is one all humans kind of do … pretty much, all the time to each other … even Dan. When coupled with appeal to authority, it can have greater psychic weight and penetration.
14. Cult of the Personality: think Walt Disney, Werner Von Braun, Hitler, Stalin, Elon Musk, Steve Jobs
15. Hijacking: like how cults, propaganda systems and PSYOPs will take an ingrained psycho-cultural artifact, like a religious concept, and re-purpose it the needs of the propaganda/cult/psyop.

These “roles and narratives” apply to grifting or conning, to military psychological warfare and cult recruitment/formation.

Now let’s return to the “fool”.

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bayer-shares-tumble-white-house-urges-scotus-reject-appeal

BREAKING NEWS: PROOF GOD WANTS US TO GO POOF!

Link: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/175290/god-throwing-asteroids-at-earth/

In the future …

… women covered in cast iron armor will scour the countryside in search of female hygiene products … sweaty and busty and full of sexy rage, they will nominate PAM GRIER style super leaders to lead them to their ultimate destiny of total orgasmic victory over the swarthy man-splainers of sector-45TANGO …

In the future, GRINKEN TOWN will be a capital … dingus beasts will consider their minds bent by the perpetual ravaging of spider-pigs and their bedazzled outerwear comfort zone sport jackets … GRINKEN TOWN women will congregate near MC GIZZLY’S … not far from the train to SCOMPTON … just down the road … in the future.

In the FUTURE, “BOBLIMPTOCK” will become a national holiday, celebrated every December 2nd … assuming their is protein available … and some kind of decent craft beer … in the future.

In the future, JORGIZ-HOOG, the SCARLET ONE, the DRANGUS-LORD and second tier gondo-lord to the GRONKIS KNIGHTS will lead a massive invasion of IKEA ZONE 33 … IKEA ZONE 33, being the largest IKEA ever created, roughly the size of New Jersey, will have the last supplies of decent meatballs made from horse. Plus, lots of great choices for home decor, assuming the SWEDES don’t use their HUMPTICK-BOMB and vaporize your testicles … in the future.

By the AGE of IMPORTASL … the LAMARK shall RULE … moving at speeds exceeding 45 times the speed of light, their loin sauce will be prized – but have fun trying to catch one … You won’t see it coming, not by a long shot … in the future.

QUEEN REN-DU-LOUR, last SPINCTUS RULER of Region-W, merging forces with Bishop Skippy, the under-realm toobis-worm, whose own brinkton-folk are weary of his command. And yet, given the last remnants of DORG, we cannot forget … nor remember … the GREAT WAR of 7822 … when the wolf-pigeon became extinct, and the skunk-crocodile wept for lost hooker midnights … in the future.

IN THE FUTURE …

Food will be mostly composed of sawdust and metal shavings and broken glass and coal dust. It will taste like pain, and poop like fury. Your bloody stool will drain out of your tore up anus pipe, with the features of strawberry jam mixed with cat vomit and sorrow … You will save this slurry, in the future, because it is also tomorrow’s breakfast …

IN THE FUTURE …

1. Your cat will sell aluminium siding … to dogs.
2. Food will contain 0.3% food.
3. Mechanical penises will be powered by compact nuclear reactors … none fear this.
4. Your YINGUS-PIPE will become infested with nob fly larvae … and this will have only one treatment: chainsaw enema
5. BOOBS will be JUGS and JUGS will be KNOCKERS and KNOCKERS will be breasts.
6. Hookers will take bitcoin … as a joke.
7. A DARKER WEB will emerge … more dark than the DARK WEB … using trans-temporal-reverso-quantum-entanglement …
8. WEED will give you the power to destroy the 8 DORITO-TACO-BURGER-PIZZA-FRENCH-FRY ARMIES … maybe this even happens tomorrow.

Musings concerning the future from December 2015 …