Category: Planetary Status Reports

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STALKER!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241213_STALKER.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

STALKER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16086

POLAR VORTEX: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16081

“FOUND”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16078

FRUSTRATION: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16076

1/6: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16073

Person of the Year: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16070

Where do you live: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16068

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“POLAR VORTEX”

“Heat Dome”

“Derecho”

“Atmospheric River”

“Overland Hurricane”

“Clouds dropping from the sky, not rolling in like the title of that MUSICAL score …”

“Wind starting and stopping as if on schedule …”

“Smelly rain …”

“Snow falling above freezing …”

It’s the most wonderful time of year.

At some point you have to ask some questions about the slash-line across the USA where one side is HOT and the other COLD, one side WET and the other in DROUGHT (for 20 years) … totally makes sense. All of it.

If you were writing a musical about the weather these days, how would it go? What would be the theme? The arc? The story? The melody? The surprise?

(give it a shot mother fucker)

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DEO VOLENTE (God willing; if nothing prevents it.)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241212_DEO_VOLENTE.mp3

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James 4: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=James%204&version=NIV

Space? – not enough data: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16054

Alabama Time Traveler Family Tree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16052

Pornify: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16050

High School these days: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16048

Real Killer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16046

UFOs and MIC: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16044

SPACE-CUSES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16042

Sheep Dipping of BITCOIN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=16039

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Not enough data … (space)

“You can’t even properly analyze ‘space’ statistically, from the perspective of unique people. Call me when we get to 1,000 unique people to ‘space’, and then I’ll send you an email saying ‘okay, let’s get to 10,000’.” – Dr. Freckles