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VER 1: BLACK
VER 2: NAVY
VER 3: HEATHER FORREST
VER 4: HEATHER RASPBERRY
SPACE TRAP!
You’re not shaking …
“You say you’ve rented out space in my head, but I know you’re lying. You’re not shaking.” – Dr. Freckles
We need …
We need to build
a connected network
of hyper cannons,
super rail guns,
that fire exo-atmospheric
SCRAM JET hyper sonic
glide vehicles ...
We need robot dogs
armed with flamethrowers ...
the dogs have a computer virus
version of rabies.
We need time-torpedoes
so we can whack our enemies
before they are born ...
This is the future of war ...
This is the future
of the forlorn.
We need a pill
that will make you ill
with type-herpes
then we'll drink a slurpee
this is the future of war
and love ...
We must be strong
made of coke and fever
we will deliver
the final blow ...
We will defeat the wrong
and replace the evil
with a metal man
from robot Japan ...
The war will last long
a final song for a dying race
outer space hookers
real lookers
will take too long
singing this song ...
The war will be messy
filled with gore
forevermore,
you will be entrapped
by the slap
and the pain
of complete disdain ...
Our newest lasers
our turret masers
our machine gun arms
will raise alarm
and we'll FIGHT
on SATURDAY NIGHT
and we'll disarm
and take the freaks
to the farm ...
The war will be new
the war will be true
there will be so few
left
and then the broken
soaked in monkey blood
will chew their cud
and with a thud
you become a STUD ...
We need to feed
the soy to the pigs
the pigs to the corn
the corn to the cow
the cow to the horse
and of course
we'll eat the pony
no phony baloney
it's time STAND TALL
at the Cattleman's Ball
this is the path
what we need ...
We need all of this,
real soon ...
FINAL EXPENSE ROOFING REMIX (Spring 2026)
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260516_FINAL_EXPENSE_ROOFING_REMIX.mp3
*** VERY OFFENSIVE FUCKING CONTENT
TRUMP CAR!
Useful info, but still bright siding …
PAPA BLUMP and his TRAITORS LIST …
Virus, Vaccine, One-child-policy, or something else?
If you follow me, all 6/7 of you, then you know I think a major catastrophe is upon us and the worst of it will begin this summer. You can think of it in banal terms as “global permafrost collapse”, but in reality that boring description hides a potential extinction level event. Best case scenario: we are heading towards Hot House Earth and large swaths of the planet will become uninhabitable very soon.
The PRC and its leadership have likely been aware of this for a long time, and IF the Covid/Vaccine campaigns were military psychological warfare then perhaps ONE of the purposes of this was to hide massive forced migration of Chinese citizens to climate safe zones in the deep south – S. America, New Zealand, Tasmania, Antarctica.
I guess we’ll find out soon.
When?
When I was a kid no one I knew in Western Washington needed air conditioning, ever. This may seem off topic, but as I was out walking today (in early May) I remarked at one of the more obvious cases of someone who had installed air conditioning and it seemed like it was on full power – Port Angeles, WA. This summer a lot of folks, especially in King and Pierce Counties, will be buying AC units, heat pumps, escape from the unrelenting heat.
Also, as a kid 5 decades ago, we were told we never had to worry about GREAT WHITE SHARKS in the Puget Sound, for three basic reasons: a) the orca pods would scare them away, b) the water is too cold and c) there’s plenty of food in the ocean for them or along the coasts. I’d say (a), (b), and (c), used to be true – none of those points are true now. The local orca pods are NOT doing great, the water is warming and FOOD in the wider ocean (see the story of the gray whales) is not the giant feast it used to be.
Add to this, the recent discovery of new sharks in the Puget Sound. Predators will avoid breaking boundary conditions of their habitats IF there is plenty of food. When the food runs low the predator has the choice of staying and dying OR going some place else. While cold water threatens great white sharks, WARM OR HOT water is just as bad for the great white – they like it warm, but not too warm. That’s the Puget Sound now, warm, not too warm, orca pods not doing so great, and plenty of food (for a creative predator).
This summer will be a barn burner, and the Western Washington beaches (like West Beach near Deception Pass) will be very popular.
I wonder if this will be the first summer a large shark attacks a swimmer or other human in the Puget Sound. Ghoulish? – yes. Exaggeration? – no.
