Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Laundry List:

1. last month has been strange
2. since I nuked my Zero Hedge and Twitter Accounts, things have gotten weirder
3. I am nearly certain that a threat made against me 8 years ago has turned out to be true, and it doesn’t matter … like the “VEGAS” incident, it amounts to nothing
4. Jarrod Fidden is a grifter, a con-artist … he MIGHT be a wannabe cult leader … the fact that the journalist Anna Merlan is focused on him “not liking vaccines” tells you PRECISELY how late in the game we are … but I was re-reading some of his “press” from 8 years ago, and it’s also obvious that journalism as a profession has been IN DECLINE a LONG fucking time … perhaps there never was a golden age, maybe even Woodward/Bernstein are bullshit
5. The GO DADDY bullshit of 2021 might have been connected to the same 8 year old threat, some nutty and random stuff going on there that a grifter who knows how to bribe a tech could pull off
6. Epstein ALIVE or Epstein DEAD are not the only options
7. you might as well assume all podcasts are fictional bullshit and enjoy them or not … analyze them or not … park them in your head or NOT
8. If I am still blogging in MAY, you get a MEA CULPA vis-a-vis BOBLIMPTOCK and maybe we all get to grow … I’m looking forward to that …
9. TRUMP is designed to fail, you figure it out
10. It makes no difference to me if you listen to my podcast
11. I do respond to feedback, not all of it
12. If you need someone to yell at? – it’s probably not me … When I want to scream? – I do a podcast
13. I don’t care why there is censorship
14. For someone out there who “doesn’t listen”, you sure do keep track
15. Don’t donate money to random strangers on the WWW unless you accept the possibility that you are LITERALLY donating to Hitler
16. I am not your dad, your brother, your sister … if I say “brother” it’s the way people say “bro” or friend or pal … depending upon how I say it, I could mean any number of fucking things
17. I am the most racist man in history, and NO I DO NOT HATE BLACK PEOPLE … if this confuses you, try “conservatives” or “anarchists” voting for TRUMP
18. You will get no warning
19. This could go on forever … the infinite gray nothing
20. Most days I want to be wrong, and I want to prove myself wrong. Meditate on this: I know EVERYTHING I need to know about WHERE I WORK, and if I were some kind of ANARCHIST ZEALOT perhaps I would have said no to the point of street homelessness. That either means I’m compromised or I am flexible … or yes to both, because I am trying to survive
21. I’ve learned that I am a magical person since 2020: wherever I go, they don’t forcibly vaccinate the old, they don’t forcibly test at the hospitals or deny surgery, there are no “drag queen story times” at the local library, and up close BLM/ANTIFA is fake as fuck … but I’ve never seen the proud boys UP CLOSE, I can only presume they are fake as fuck too … I never get to more than a few hundred “listeners” on any platform, but I seem to attract a bevy of grifters … nice …. and it doesn’t matter … no exploding cows where I live, just fake ass clouds and food that gets worse in quality and more expensive each year …. Oh, yeah: my assumptions about public schools have been validated … nice list since 2020
22. I don’t have any money, that does not make me good or bad. If you have MORE “money” than I do, that’s okay, it doesn’t matter. Spending any energy beating up on the poor, the homeless, the “illegals” might make you feel better, for now. Sooner than you can imagine, you MIGHT find yourself in the same boat as them, a refugee in your own country (or maybe you’ve been one a while like me). So maybe don’t focus on that stuff, right.
23. For the RECORD, I did not get “kicked out” of Seattle, I did not get kicked out of Utah. When a homeless student talks to me about living out of a car with their single parent, I never say “too bad you guys got kicked out” of your home … maybe that’s because I’m not an asshole
24. Never claimed to be good at the keyboard, I use it mainly as a storytelling device … if YOU are some shit head from 7 or 8 years ago who LOVED my kb work in Indianapolis but now hates it? … well, you get to choose the color of your car at the dealership … afterwards it’s on you fucker
25. This is a world made safe for liars
26. Just because YOU THINK you know me or any other random shit head on the WWW, does not mean you actually do … hell, even when you meet people IRL you can’t be sure these days
27. I want to go 100% fiction …

1. Government doesn’t know how to be efficient.
2. Walls are for keeping you in.
3. Trump LOVES illegal labor, so what do you think happens next?
4. Trump loves handing out H1B visas to his friends: how many more planes fall out of the sky?
5. Are we in an EASING CYCLE or TIGHTENING? – you’ll find out.
6. If anyone COULD collect all the guns? – it would be Trump.
7. JD VANCE looks to whack TRUMP in the first year.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20241125_DOGE_SPOILER_ALERT.mp3

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Spoiler: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15638

Declaration of WW3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15635

THE WALL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15633

THIS WILL END WELL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15627

MOAR POPPING SMOKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15624

CRYPTO and VOTING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15621

MOAR LIFEGUARDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15618

ALEX JONES REVISITED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15615

Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15612

Mary Poppins: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15610

Pickup Lines: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=15608

The Department of Government Efficiency won’t touch programs that feed Elon’s friends. DARPA, high-tech, Defense Department, spy-on-your-neighbor grants … payouts to China … etc.

Link: https://www.forbes.com/sites/lindseychoo/2024/11/22/elon-musk-doge-takes-aim-federal-agencies-where-cuts-can-be-made/

Link: https://www.defensenews.com/pentagon/2023/11/16/pentagon-fails-sixth-audit-with-number-of-passing-grades-stagnant/

Link: https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-pentagon-failed-its-audit-amid-a-21-trillion-scandal-yes-trillion/