Category: Planetary Status Reports

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Instructions on buying my t-shirt …. (UPDATED PRICES)

INSTRUCTIONS on BUYING:

PRICE: $30 per t-shirt (they say there is NO inflation)

NEW MORE EXPENSIVE PRICE: $40 for single t-shirt, negotiable lower prices on larger orders!

*** some other designs are on the ARCHIVE PAGE!

FYI: I USE PRINTFUL.COM for the t-shirt production and logistics/delivery.

STEP 1: if there is more than one t-shirt VERSION shown on the page, specify the version number in your email for the order. Include in the email the quantity and sizes (available sizes are SMALL -> 5XL though there are color limitations on larger sizes. INCLUDE THE LINK to the t-shirt from my website in the body of your email. Don’t forget to include, in the body of your email, a SHIPPING ADDRESS (where to ship the t-shirt or t-shirts to). Send the email to PlanetaryStatusReport@gmail.com.

STEP 2: Go to my PayPal link and PAY the amount, which would be $40 x [the number of t-shirts]. You order two shirts? – that’s 60 bucks. In the future the price could go up or down based on volume, it’s economics, I’m no dummy. If I can sell a million shirts for $25? – I’m gonna do that. Include as a note, in the PayPal transaction, your email address – this is for tracking and security purposes. If I already “know you” as a podcast listener, this is no big deal. If I don’t know you? – then I guess you’re giving me your email address. I will not use your address to scam or harm, I will not store it in a database, and I will not give it away. But let’s be honest: there’s a lot of PayPal fraud right now. You could email me and ask for my home address to send me a physical check, but that’s the same kind of security issue for me. I do have a PO BOX I can use though, email me about that if you want to try it.

STEP 3: I will order the shirts, send you info on the transaction and when I have the UPS/USPS tracking number I will send that to you as well. To get the tracking number is usually a day or two after purchase, and then expect the t-shirt(s) in 7-10 days usually. My experience is that all the shirts, if you are ordering more than one, will arrive at the same time. You will get a receipt that shows how much I paid PRINTFUL, I am okay with this. I’d rather be transparent about my profit taking than not, at this point. I’m too small to care. If you just want to interact via PayPal, I can send you that information VIA the PayPal messaging tool.

Unless otherwise noted or negotiated, the standard t-shirt STOCK that I use is the BELLA CANVAS 3001 UNISEX T-SHIRT. It comes in sizes from XS to 5XL, there are sometimes limitations on colors and prices may be impacted by SIZE.

Understand if this becomes a “business”, it will be the first successful business I’ve ever started, assuming it can pay for my lifestyle (which is HUGE MAGA LIVING) on super submarines, like THIS ONE (it’s only a few billion dollars, I can make that much dough). This is the fucker that gave US Navy subs a run for their money during NATO war games:

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To forgive, and accept forgiveness … (maybe tomorrow)

I’ve been a shitty disciple for a number of years because I’m royally pissed off at God.

I know God loves me unconditionally, and I spend a fair amount of time flipping him off each week.

I still pray, and I still love Him, but I am so tired of His creation and that includes me.

I need to forgive myself.

I need to accept forgiveness.

I’ve never been lukewarm.

My love for God is intatct.

COMING SOON: some faith

  1. setting yourself up as God
  2. being the Judge, “if I’d had the missile codes”
  3. letting go of the barriers to prayer and worship and study of His Word
  4. forgive yourself ASAP, get off that ledge, put down that drink for today, forgive yourself
  5. try to forgive others tomorrow
  6. remember, forgiveness does NOT MEAN you must LIVE IN SIN with the SINNER … forgive the sinner, do not condone it
  7. we all sin
  8. that’s it for now, Jesus loves me this I know, cuz He does
  9. and maybe I was directionally correct with BOBLIMPTOCK, but 7 years rhymes better than 5 … if you know you know
  10. We sin by ignoring what Christ said: we will not know the hour, but we must always be ready by living the Kingdom life, a good life, of works and kindness, of faith and devotion, of forgiveness.
  11. And now people will ask me “how can I forgive Hitler”, and my response is “I’m literally Hitler, so are you”