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Irish-Hitler

“There’s a white-Hitler, and a black-Hitler, Hispanic-Hitler, Jewish-Hitler, Asian-Hitler and many others … even Irish-Hitler … but Irish-Hitler mostly drinks, and has an angry podcast.” – Dr. Freckles

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TRIKE VIEW

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231218_TRIKE_VIEW.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

STRAAG ZONE RAMPAGE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=2904

CLINICAL TRIALS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10501

Hovercraft Rosebud: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10492

Thankyou == Fuck You: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10488

TRIKE VIEW: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10484

Dragon Hill Friendship: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10478

We Had Pam Grier: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10474

The Spotify thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10448

The Farce: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10446

Bite the hand: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10429

ZIONISM: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10427

Penis Curse: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10422

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ANGER EMERGENCY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231217_ZONE_Z_RAY_ANGER_EMERGENCY.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Declaring an emergency: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10591

Santa Unchained: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10588

Naked Lunch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10586

I’m not getting smarter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10584

Scale: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10580

Change: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10578

I’m a hermit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10576

I’ve been naming the deer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10574

Wants and needs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10572

Jimmy Buffet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10570

Swimming pools: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10566

Healing salve: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10564

China’s Potemkin Villages: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10562

Twitter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10560

Horrible suspicions: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10558

The most common lie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10555

Wizards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10552

First they came for the anarchists: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10550

Saved the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10548

501C3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10546

FUCKING PINEAPPLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10539

How can we?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10536

Alex Jones: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10534

The Antichrist: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10532

Davy Jones’ Locker: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10529

If democracy worked: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10527

The real pandemic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10524

Plan 10 from outer space: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10521

It’s a trap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10519

Wars and armies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10517

Drinks with a Dane: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10514

Ultimate mind fuck: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10512

A free republic: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10510

A piece of land: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10508

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I AM DECLARING A ZONE-Z-RAY ANGER EMERGENCY: 3

I am declaring a general population scale anger emergency.

I saw 4 boomers stomp down some drog-herder in aisle 3 at WALMART.

I saw a young boy build a flame device, and descuzzlate the great forge.

I saw the burst of fire from those three mountains, that stare at us in the night.

It’s three times worse than what I’m saying here.

The triangle has 3 sides, 3 corners, 3 forms of love – your woman has a golden glove she wears to bed each night!

You live on Planet 3 …

There are 3 ways to fall …

There are 3 ways to go …

There are 3 ways to know you are fucked in a blender suspender …

Your body has 3 holes, into which you can insert chunks of coal … eh Santa?

A time god named Neil, tried to find an easy steal, his heart full of pain, from being around 3 astronauts hanging brains for 3 days … in a steal can … made for man … there and back, sack up man! YOU ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

Last night you had a 3 way with your wife and Ex-wife all because of THREE.

You have 3 seconds until your next stroke …

You have 3 years until you are broke …

There are 3 ways to master a flute …

There are 3 rules inside your mind.

Three means by which to find, a new land, in the sand, not far from ROBOT JAPAN!

THAT HONDA ROBOT HATES ME! (3 times)

3 tunnels in the ground …

3 flares are fired at midnight.

3 sounds shatter the silence.

3 shots rung out, eh JFK?

3 villages glowing in phosphorous …

3 people lay dead.

3 children pledge a vow.

3 years they plan revenge.

3 more graves to be dug.

THAT ASTRONAUT MEME: “It was always a death star …”

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Scale …

“Democracy could never scale.” – Dr. Freckles

In many ways, the flaws inherent in democracy are predicted by the “calculation problem”.

The “utopian democrat” wants to pretend that some “honest vote” will yield valid predictors for resource allocation – but what if that’s just the same communist error.