CHRISTMAS GARBAGE!

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  1. Boomers in the tune of F C C … (HAM RADIO)
  2. “The problem with being fooled, is you don’t really KNOW you’re being fooled, while you’re being fooled.” – Dr. Freckles
  3. “Don’t be afraid of retreating, it means you still have a chance to win.” – Dr. Freckles
  4. “It’s OK to stop at Libertarian … because from there? – it’s a short dash to freedom.” – Dr. Freckles (like living in East Berlin)
  5. “In that show THE TWILIGHT ZONE, space is basically a desert.” – Dr. Freckles
  6. “Consciousness is paranoia.” – Dr. Freckles … Boomer and Bacon … Beans and Taco Time “you hiding burritos from me? … bacon?”
  7. YouTube commercial while listening to XMAS music … “You want to know why you feel sick? – look at this shitty banana … want to know why your wife is cheating on you? – TAKE A FUCKING LOOK, AT THIS FUCKING BANANA … does it look good to you? yeah? – then eat it.
  8. “If the world were less trip wire, and more flow – oh how far we could go.” – Dr. Freckles
  9. Boomer Bargaining
  10. “We don’t serve the INJUN ‘fire water’ … we serve him DRINKS!” – Dr. Freckles
  11. YOU ARE PROBABLY A FED!
  12. A new kind of funeral service: desert-coyote, old-hobocide, 5 way hooker-lover-cocaine-combo … dynamite morning at Deception Pass
  13. Work should have a purpose
  14. “All lovers are thrill seekers.” – Dr. Freckles
  15. Let’s say you are adding too much salt to your soup … would you want a swat team to break down your door, to stop you … under cooked meat?
  16. “CABIN FEVER: A covid nightmare …” https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/covid-outbreak-us-cruise-ship-despite-fully-vaxxed-passengers
  17. “I’m a long term optimist, short term pessimist.” – Dr. Freckles
  18. “Power is a sweaty stick of dynamite.” – Dr. Freckles
  19. Domesticating people … “a city is a livestock yard” – Dr. Freckles
  20. “The spotlight is big and hot, so share it.” – Dr. Freckles
  21. Feeling welcome, and at home …
  22. LITLER: the lit Hitler
  23. Crypto is a furnace
  24. https://nationalpost.com/news/covid-19-vaccine-now-mandatory-to-get-euthanized-in-germany
  25. https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/there-are-growing-fears-china-could-be-hiding-missiles-containerships-worldwide
  26. “hackers” “Russians” “BLM” … It seems like this crappy neo-Stalinist system only produces one thing reliably now: EXCUSES https://www.zerohedge.com/political/hackers-blamed-cream-cheese-shortage-currently-afflicting-us

HOW could WE have KNOWN?

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220103_How_could_we_have_known.mp3

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Orphans …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/cia-experimented-100s-orphans-torturing-them-reveal-psychopathic-traits-report

“Penny’ll start a fire …” – Sealab 2021

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/first-ai-murder-attempt-alexa-tells-child-touch-live-outlet-penny

Near the Rapids …

“Some of the MOST INTERESTING THINGS happen … near the rapids.” – Dr. FRECKLES

Fixing broken windows …

“You don’t fix a broken window by breaking more.” – Dr. Freckles

You don’t fix a broken window by breaking your neighbor’s window …

You don’t fix a broken window by murdering random old people …

Sometimes, it’s how it gets lost …

“Depending upon how you lose things, or how things fail, has a LOT to do with stability … buddy.” – Dr. Freckles

  1. arrow through brain (right part of brain)
  2. jenga … don’t break the ice game whatever …
  3. tetris …. in so many ways …

The Food Field: fuck FIDO

Don’t you wish you had a photonic membrane mimicry device that HID your EATING while your dog was in the room?

FUCK FIDO – IT IS YOUR BURRITO

Stopping to talk …

Tired of people pulling out guns, but then having conversations, in movies/stories …

Tired of heartfelt conversations between killers and victims …

FUTURE MANKIND

“We don’t really know how fat a human can be … in zero-G, they might weigh 10,000 pounds and have a 3,000 pound brain.” – Dr. Freckles

Government is a pirate ship …

best case scenario: “All governments, under the best conditions, are pirate ships.” – Dr. Freckles