Category: Planetary Status Reports

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220414_7_of_10_AMERICANS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE

1. Our presentation in Sandy, UT, next week at the BE PREPARED EXPO.
2. Rough slides of the presentation …
3. Setting up a station in Puerto Rico, should be operational next week …
4. Still a week or so from delivering our first units, really happy we have two initial customers that are very patient.

The fat lady in the coalmine …

“A fat lady in a coalmine is worth two canaries in a bush.” – Dr. Freckles

7/10 Americans want to kill some Russians … (that’s what enemy means)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/7-10-americans-see-russia-enemy

1. In a recent study, 9/10 Americans said the Moon was closer than Texas.
2. When asked to identify China? – 8/10 Americans point at Mexico.
3. 7/10 Americans, when asked to point to Russia on a map, identified Canada.
4. Nearly ALL AMERICANS agree, the US sent multiple manned flight missions, to the Moon, between the late 1960’s and early 1970’s … and then they all collectively pretended that not going back for more than 50 years is normal.
5. Nearly a fifth of all sexual encounters end in intercourse.
6. In 1934, it was determined: “Real men LOVE cigarettes, sexy women love cigarette breath … mixed with whiskey.”
7. 60% of Americans would eat their cat before their dog, the other 40% will die of starvation … soon.
8. 1/2 cats will eat their owners if they must, 77% of all dogs think this is creepy.
9. 85% of herpes cases occur 120% of the time … they just do.
10. 1/20 Christians believe in God.
11. 99% of all salad bars, at restaurants, contain cat feces … a lot of it … it looks like croutons. (but it’s not croutons)
12. If you were lost in the deserts, chased by wild dogs, 45% of people would feel bad about that … the rest, plus your ex-wife, would do pay-per-view to see it …
13. 61% of all people will die, the rest will become zombies and vampire and Sasquatch.
14. If you hunt whale-squirrel, in the darkness of the night, there is a 76% you are on drugs.
15. It has been determined that 23% of racists hate black people, the rest hate the Danes.
16. 86% of fat people eat too much.
17. Almost half of all Americans is 50%.
18. 22% of all people will pick their butts and then lick the finger they used.
19. If your girlfriend or wife is a Democrat? – there’s a 86% chance she will be a bitch.
20. 6 out of 4 Americans don’t understand ratios and fractions.
21. Half of all commuters want to kill you … because of that stupid shit you did getting onto the freeway last week.
22. 74% of the United States is made up of America.
23. 1 in 6 sofas hide a dead body.
24. 72% of all US high school graduates believe math involves rhyming.
25. Nearly a third of Americans believe they are 66% of the 7/10 Americans … almost half are wrong.
26. A full quarter of all nickels are dimes.
27. 90% of all human pregnancies happen with women …
28. 666% of all Devil worshipers are hated … and SPOILER ALERT: it’s mostly Satan that hates them.
29. Almost one third of Americans have had sex with a drunken walrus, the rest wish they had.
30. From a study at the KOOSTEN’S INSTITUTE, they determined that 98% of all assessments are 23% of the ones that deal with why your girlfriend has crabs after spending the weekend with her “cousin”.
31. 1/3 of taco meat sold in the US is undocumented … but they just want to go to college. Dreamers …
32. 100% of all mass graves were meant to remain hidden, but the truth wins out …
33. Most people want to fall in love, very few succeed.

Freckles’ Food Quote Revisited …

“Food is supposed to go rotten, eventually.” – Dr. Freckles

Likely things and boredom … (and Claude Shannon)

“The statistically probable becomes boring.” – Dr. Freckles

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claude_Shannon

All the great love songs …

“All the great love songs are really about breaking up.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220410_ARE_YOU_PARANOID_ENOUGH.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Doing it differently …

After the “Goat King” incident of 2016, after the “LSD WITCH TRIALS” of 2017, I’ve come to understand that I need to talk about this.

I have to unpack this:

1. The really bad and probably exploited computer from 2007 … or something. The thing would NOT take a LINUX install … I remember thinking that first day in VEGAS … “I’d like to do this open source” … and trying a linux install … and it failed multiple times, returning errors I’d never seen. 32 bit, 64 bit, and versions going back long enough that there should have been no issue. It’s funny “go grab one of those computers from the closet”, I can truly say, working all levels of code monkey life, this has never happened.
2. He said he followed VONU anarchism, which, I eventually understood, translates to: anarchism on the Death Star, and using Death Star bucks to get rich. But don’t complain about the Death Star.
3. He believed the US dollar would never go away – but he was the type of creepy anarchist that would make fun of religious people (meditate).
4. The random “friend from the Vietnam war” who is a former deep state weapons designer, and pilot, who KNOWS what we are seeing are contrails … but when I asked him about Operation Popeye? (glazed eyes) link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Popeye
5. The entire office was basically unprotected, no real security to speak of … in a very iffy part of town. It looked like the whole crew had just moved in there … everyday it looked like that. I had the feeling that the “office” were a prop from The Sting …
6. I was told he was a successful dude who knew how to get things done – including taking these weird trips to Dubai. But he couldn’t rent a room in Vegas … better YET … the excuse he used about not being able to rent a room was “discovered” as a result of me needing a rented room. Just weird.
7. The dude I stayed with, in Vegas, could only be described as “mind fuck light” … weird, stressful, dude … a dude who claimed to not understand, in some autistic way, that there are WALMARTs almost everywhere in America. He also had to insult the people I’m living with AND broke my fucking keyboard costing me money, he never paid me back.
8. The dude said he hated drama … almost IMMEDIATELY after the project began, I told him I’d entered a very severe depressive episode. I modified my billing to reflect my productivity. This “connected, technology guy that doesn’t like drama” didn’t find another resource. After July? – he should have, but he didn’t. It was weird – It thought, at first, maybe this guy is lonely. By November, I’d gotten over the worst of the depression and we were just weeks away from bringing on testers and potentially paying customers – this is when he canceled the project. To this day, he hasn’t asked for any transitional help, or the current source code. Weird. for a guy that hates “drama”.
9. A 6 month long, 14K dollar project, resulting in a useful demo of an online investing analytical tool. It was more value I’ve seen produced in the last decade for 14K … and just when we are making some progress forward? – it’s over. I saw Microsoft waste 7 million bucks over 6 months on a REALLY STUPID PROJECT that failed. And that’s just a normal day there. Oh, yeah – this “anarchist” really loved MICROSOFT and AMAZON.
10. He would periodically use a childish version of neuro linguistic programming to push another person’s view … he’d say “I think this is the smartest guy I know” … and yet that “guy” was excluded from the project until I said “I’m not going forward” without him? Weird. Then, I guess, the project fails 2 months later.
11. He doesn’t like drama: but he often didn’t pay on time or at all. (hence the 14K)
12. He looked like that “Dragon” dude from the Eiger Sanction. https://youtu.be/rswK8bgCWFE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220409_DUELS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE

1. Trying to get folks to set up listening stations: the cost to doing this is low.
2. Working on getting a station set up in Puerto Rico.
3. A couple weeks from shipping our first kits.

RADENGINEERING.TECH

Not your cheese …

The saga of Boomer and a block of cheddar and Dr. Freckles’ rule 87 governing dogs and food. Specifically clause (c) … “If you can get it on the floor, it’s yours …”

Our environment’s only chance …

“Our environment’s only chance is this: emulate nature … I don’t see a lot of governments of the trees or squirrels.” – Dr. Freckles

Shit posting on 11M … (27.245 MHz)

Repetition and Automation …

“What I do repeatedly, even with slight alteration, I can automate.” – Dr. Freckles

Dueling …

Link: https://news.yahoo.com/smith-resigns-academy-slapping-chris-071748404.html?guccounter=1

It’s gonna make a comeback.

1. Bow/Arrow duel: stand 200 ft apart, each dueler gets 3 arrows, hunting tips.
2. Bare Knuckles to the Death: this one is just gonna happen
3. Pistols at 20 paces … cuz they’re more accurate now
4. Dynamite throwing at 50 feet … cuz more fun
5. Playing chicken with vehicles, maybe combines and tractors …
6. Chainsaw duel …
7. Sword, fuck it …
8. A pile of rocks at 30 feet …
9. Poison blow guns …
10. Bullwhip duels …
11. Female mud wrestling … to the death

Full Disclosure: I am a Christian, and Jesus would prefer we NOT duel …

It’s a lie …

The numbers given to you by the BLS and FRED are BULLSHIT … inflation, unemployment, job openings … these numbers are total BS …

The only real metric you have left: is there still food you can buy? Can you buy the things you need to keep your business going?

(turns out, that one is hard to fuck with)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/job-openings-stubbornly-stuck-all-time-high-5-million-more-unemployed-workers

It makes me go “hmmm ….”

1. People with Twitter accounts older than 5 years …
2. People who talk like SOF, but talk tactical issues on social media …
3. Anyone with a YouTube channel that has more than 1,000,000 followers …
4. Anyone that recommends MICROSOFT or MICROSOFT owned shit …
5. Working on a “big project” where the sponsor “has money”, but he suggests you pull some old crappy tower from 2006 out of the closet … and this tower WILL NOT TAKE a linux install, for some unbeknownst reason … and the sponsor doesn’t seem to have trouble flying, despite being associated with … YOU GET MY FUCKING POINT.
6. Someone says “I don’t like drama”, but they spend half a day trying to find a WALMART (in the USA) … weird … then trash my fucking only bluetooth keyboard … visiting his “sister” or “friend” Mimi in Colorado weird?
7. Not wanting the source code after you paid about 14K dollars on something … why wouldn’t you want the source code?

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220328_MSHBTS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE

1. Working on the first kits, learning some stuff about Raspberry Pi …
2. Getting the python code done …
3. RAD SERVICES and our simple python news service. (RAD SERVICE #1)
4. Dealing with anxiety, related to the project … that’s normal … just wish I was younger.

If the WWW had evolved in a free world, there would not be a switch. Sure, you’d have good and bad people, as you always do, but there would be NO FUCKING SWITCH … why are we doing what we’re doing? – because they really can’t stop it.

The weather …

Dane Wigington and this last weekend …

History …

“History is a hooker with VD.” – Dr. Freckles

Language rules computation …

“Language RULES computation.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you want to avoid SKYNET? – keep your fucking languages constrained.” – Dr. Freckles

1. Language LED TO mechanical computation, not the other way around.
2. Ada and Babbage
3. Language crisis
4. DNA
5. the programming crisis of the 60’s and minute man 1.
6. language injection, SQL injection, bugs, and emergence.
7. Context sensitive VS context free: and the reality of chaos and emergence within non linear complex systems
8. TPTB do NOT want you to know this simple truth … a great deal of power lay in language (hence the monkey herpes mask/no-party fear orgy)
9. HIGHER languages emerge, as we are ready.
10. The rational curve for token expansion within a living language f(x) = sqrt(x).

You can …

“You can lick 9 volt batteries to get an erection.” – Dr. Freckles

The best way …

“The best way to run America is NOT to.” – Dr. Freckles

Tragedy of the commons …

(that’s what happened to radio, in the wrong way)

Aggression …

“The MOMENT you must use force to resolve a conflict, that is the moment you have failed. So government fails a LOT … a lot …”- Dr. Freckles

Toys, when I was a kid …

(you’d just explode sometimes)

Public, Private, FCC …

1. don’t say dirty words, it’s public
2. don’t record our conversations from JS8 … it’s private
3. don’t conduct commerce, it’s public
4. but if you are lucky enough to have a magical FCC license to broadcast, we’re not sure if it’s public or private …

Ceiling and NOT the floor …

I’m going to be 52 soon … so I’m going to start saying I’m 60 …

A “coding” error …

link: https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/cdc-removes-24-percent-child-covid-19-deaths-thousands-others

That axle … on my TRIKE …

What did I see?

That broken bone in the skeletal structure of that HOMUNCULUS called “globalism” …

Potted metal or potted meat … or both … and that dog food is fine, right?

Yachts …

Always wanted a nice yacht … a Constellation …

https://www.yachtworld.com/yacht/1964-chris–craft-constellation-7893084/

But …

“My yacht is my mind.” – Dr. Freckles

People in your life …

1. I think there are people in my life who are posing, larping, and not who they appear to be.
2. I think that a LOT of people get attacked like this, and this does not make me special.
3. You could call it a series of coincidences, or part and parcel of spiritual warfare.
4. Part of the means by which I determine these “folks”, is by comparison to my actual friends.
5. I have met and spoken with “targeted” individuals … and I believe almost every American in the United States is being targeted, managed, manipulated, to some extent … the “monkey herpes” outbreak of 2020 would have been impossible without it.

The LONG EMERGENCY revisited …

1. I haven’t read Cluster Fuck Nation in more than 2 years, so I have NO FUCKING IDEA if JHK still believes the same shit.
2. I’m not a fan of one of his frequent guests, because to me he’s one of the chief fear mongers of early 2020 … don’t even want to say the guys name … fucking viruses crawling up drain pipes and shit … cigarette cure … a LOT of fear mongering. Chris Martenson
3. Just because we need to be sovietologists when we approach the media and the “news”, does not imply that every “accepted member” is a liar, or that the liars only tell lies …

link: https://www.resilience.org/stories/2005-03-24/long-emergency/

(and that old FORD pickup truck)

(and the GREAT DISCONTINUITY …)

What about:

1. the “Great Dwindling Away”
2. the “Infinite Gray Nothing”

We’ll see …

Recently, the CDC said … WHAT?

Masks, Howard Hughes, and germophobia … and how BEING INDOORS and ISOLATED and PEEING INTO JARS with STUNTED BREATHING from masks might … ya know … BE BAD FOR YOU.

That last mile …

“That last mile is always the hardest, and the most exciting.” – Dr. Freckles

RECAPS …

I hate them … fuck you for being lazy. You could have watched all 45 episodes, but instead you tune into episode 46 … and you’re like “thanks for the recap” … and I’m like “FUCK YOU … YOU LAZY SOB!”

ASSANGE … (another perpetual trauma monkey)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/assange-receives-permission-marry-longtime-girlfriend-prison

Distractions …

Like MOVEON.ORG will be 30 years old soon … like the NEVER ENDING Clinton saga … “that next GOP president will put her in JAIL …” – nope … never going to happen. Hillary MIGHT get “killed” (like Epstein) or killed by the mob, but she’s never going to jail … and whatever happens to Assange? – you will NEVER know the truth.

1. Stay at home
2. WWG1WGA: Q … follow the plan … do nothing … just stew in your fear
3. goto 1

RADIO DAYS

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=834

MSHBTS … RACIST?

There’s a “money jesus” and a “new car jesus” and “hookup jesus” … is there “supplements jesus?” (lower case meaning: demon and NOT Jesus)

… I think NOW there’s a “crypto jesus” … that’s how crooked shit has gotten.

Alex Jones?

Joe Rogan?

(is it racist)

Hitler’s doctor: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell#Substances_administered_to_Hitler

Dr. Freckles’ version of a St. Augustine quote ….

“GOD DAMMIT! … Let me finish this beer.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220309_CITIES.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

RADENGINEERING.TECH (UPDATE)

1. Getting our first customers.
2. Looking for investors.
3. Completing work on the version 1 (beta) of the software – I’ve got a couple days of python programming.
4. What else we can do?
5. Some fun on twitter … and what legit dude is able to keep a twitter account from being deleted? (weird, right?) https://planetarystatusreport.com/note.php?NOTEID=1758

The Darkness

“Why is it better than sex to simply be with someone you love, in a bed, fully clothed with no sexual implications? …. because we are sharing the darkness, together.” – Dr. Freckles

Space is death …

“When I was 16, THEY showed me space was death.” – Dr. Freckles

(think about how many sailors died, crossing the oceans, in the 16th century …)

Link: https://www.britannica.com/event/Challenger-disaster

Communism and Cooperation …

“I wish people knew the difference between communism and kindness, between cronyism and competition, between coercion and VOLUNTARY cooperation … I wish they did, life would be easier.” – Dr. Freckles

MINIMALISM

“How much stuff do you need that you will never use?” – Dr. Freckles

Growth …

“Growth is NOT bad, growth without purpose is cancer.” – Dr. Freckles

Business

“The lazy thinker says: I must poison my neighbor to become rich.” – Dr. Freckles

Government and Freedom …

“It is impossible to work for the government AND work for freedom.” – Dr. Freckles

OFFENDED / TRIGGERED

“You’ve never been offended? – you need to have that experience, and get over it.” – Dr. Freckles

SPACE JUNK and MOON CRATERS (pornhub much?)

Link: https://www.wsj.com/articles/space-junk-just-dug-big-new-crater-on-moon-astronomers-say-11646415842

LOST …

Season 1 …

Episode 5, “White Rabbit”

“When will someone tells us what to do?” – Sun

… towards the end of SEASON 1: LOST … it’s clear …

FRY’S vs HOME DEPOT (and the plight of neo-STALNISM)

1. “OMG … what about muh home price jobs?”
2. “Oh, you lost your job at Radio Shack … that’s too bad …”
3. “OMG … my home retirement home flipping scheme!”
4. “Shit … well … you should have known there is no future in electrical engineering.”

OMG …

TITANIUM (and the war in the Ukraine)

Link: https://www.reuters.com/business/importance-russian-titanium-global-industry-2022-03-01/

Arrays and functions …

Any array can be reduced to a function … and what does this have to do with MYSQL?

Hieronymous Bosch

Link: https://www.hieronymus-bosch.org/biography.html

Cities …

“Cities are the graveyards of graveyards.” – Dr. Freckles

From “Seattle Mike” …

Some readings …

PSALM 136

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220301_TRUCKER_BOMB.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Grifters and business people …

“Want to know one difference between a grifter and a business person? – grifters don’t get nervous when they take your money.” – Dr. Freckles

Pairing …

1. They paired the COVID with the RACE WAR …
2. The Trump Trauma Drama with 1/6 …
3. They are currently combining Ukraine with TRUCKER BOMB MADNESS …

If this was always about global austerity and “collapse control”, then it does seem like we’re reaching the bottom of the barrel …

(this is fun, right?)

(like pairing wine with food – you pair PSYOPs …)

(still doesn’t tell you why though …)

(could very well be more “you can’t get your new thingamabob because the containers can’t be unloaded … cuz globalism failed, even though we said it never could” bullshit)

🙁

“Trucker Bomb” and the US nuclear arsenal …

Link: https://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/how-much-it-will-cost-build-low-yield-nukes-navy-missile-25056

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-trucker-convoy-swells-it-moves-across-country-dc

Link: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/two-more-truck-convoys-set-to-arrive-in-dc-area-this-week-what-we-know/ar-AAUlg42

1. Tritium … why is that important?
2. What happens when the Chinese and Russian find out we no longer have fusion bomb capacity?
3. What about all these “truckers” heading to WA DC?

What does it mean to be anonymous?

1. on the WWW
2. VPN
3. Bulletin Boards
4. Radio

Evil men (and women) …

“No amount of voting makes evil men good.” – Dr. Freckles

“I take care of my body …”

1. My body wants beer? – I give it beer …
2. My body wants PIZZA? … FUCK … I give it pie.
3. My body wants some WEED or REEFER? – we go get some …
4. My body wants to look at naked busty women? (figure it out)

Broken Windows …

Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-60318946

Pro tip …

PRO TIP: STOP ASKING PERMISSION …

If you don’t have self-governance, you’re screwed as it is … but you CAN do many great things without asking the government for permission first.

WE’RE FINALLY GOING TO THE MOON!

“The space agency was eyeing its first human lunar landing in 2024, but recently delayed that to 2025 at the earliest.”

Link: https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/3/22914873/quantum-space-lunar-robotic-outpost-nasa-artemis

Reliable MEANS cheap …

“Is it reliable, is it FAST … I would add is it cheap? – but somewhere in reliable cheap lives.” – Dr. Freckles

Ontology …

1. study of being or existence
2. theory of knowledge
3. categorization scheme

“Zeitgeist, like Tesla and ontology .. have been hijacked.” – Dr. Freckles

Did you see that clown?

“If you ever see Dr. Freckles, it’s too late.” – Dr. Freckles

M.I. soldier and LARPING ….

ARMY weight standards … and PSYOPs …

Weight?

Trans/Gay?

Another SOVIETOLOGICAL observation …

“MORNING at MIDNIGHT!” … (coming soon)

Happening in the near future …

An evil cabal takes over the world, and implements the ONE KNOWN PERFECT TIME …

They pick Los Angeles, CA, for this ONE SPECIAL TIME … and the ONE SPECIAL CLOCK was in Hollywood …

Battles fought, being fought, over perfect time …

The hero, Jingus Godfrey, was a red headed middle aged fat man, who could still wield an axe and brain some guy …

Of tigers, murder, and 9/11 …

Scenario: you hate someone … you want them dead. You can’t do like King David and just hire an assassin … nope. So what do you do …

You raise a tiger, you stop feeding it for a few days … maybe a week.

You leave it at your “friends” house, so that when they come home? – the tiger will, likely, attack them … but it would likely attack ANYONE that enters the house …

This is how I think of the “what if the terrorists did 9/11, but our government helped them …” argument … and it’s very similar to the “covid is kinda real Dan” … and it makes the same error in reasoning: assuming that calling something “mostly wrong” is the same as knowing that THING is a LIE (100%, no part is true).

The dude in the scenario: I didn’t kill my friend, the tiger did …