“How do I screen my colon? – I sometimes look, majestically, and peer deeply at the stool I leave behind; looking for some oddity.” – Dr. Freckles
IDGAF
“IDGAF and feeling sorry for yourself are NOT the same thing, but they often share the same apartment.” – Dr. Freckles
If I were okay …
“If I were okay I wouldn’t be here.” – Dr. Freckles
Next big thing …
I’m getting really interested in unicycles …
I have this feeling that the next BIG INVASION or ATTACK is going to come from strippers riding unicycles, naked … carrying glocks.
“STRIPPERS on CRACK on UNICYCLES!”
(call me Tarantino …)
(script writes itself in one weekend)
BTW: “The History of Successful Airborne Operations” is not a long read.
I’ve invented a super soldier …
– crack whore, former dancing nurse/BLM street organizer/drag queen story time host
– wearing armor made from US passport material
– masked up
– wielding a machine gun that fires box cutters
– riding a unicycle
– connected to a paraglider
– and she’s naked, with only a strap on
It’s like “men on the Moon” …
None of the ships that landed “men on the MOON” ever seemed like they could plausibly work.
But like “paragliders from Palestine”, the populace is mystified, stunned, staring gormlessly at their CNN or FOX NEWS, deluded and confused.
So “men on the MOON” works, and that’s okay.
HOLY FUCK …
a) load up a lunar lander with naked crack whore strippers, the armor on the lander is made of US passport material
b) once the lander LANDS, the hookers take off in paragliders, the hookers have a box-cutter firing swivel gun
c) near the ground, the hookers disengage from the glider and start riding unicycles
d) near the target, the unicycle converts into a pogostick dildo combo, and the hooker ride it using their boovula
e) the hookers are former BLM-DRAG-QUEEN-PUTIN-STORY-TIME-NURSES, that dance
f) everyone is stunned
g) no one could have seen this coming
Okay …
Run with this:
“ARMY OF DEAD BUT CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED CATS”
(with rocket launchers)
(so “laser cats” doesn’t sue us)
Even more shocking than paragliders or unicycle hooker soldiers …
Dancing nurse …
“The ‘paraglider’ is this year’s ‘dancing nurse’, the ‘ghost of Kiev’ was last year’s.” – Dr. Freckles
Slow burn …
“Many non-linear processes can appear linear … until they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
A cigarette …
“A cigarette is a reason to wake up in the morning, a GREAT reason.” – Dr. Freckles
Thug armies in the woods …
Did you know that radical hikers and granola types are forming thug armies in the Olympic National Forest?
I know this …
These are things they DON’T report in the news.
People are going up, into the forest, to live.
Boondockers are scattering to the 8 winds.
NEXT LEVEL LIVING
How long?
“How long has it been BOBLIMPTOCK?”
“Given all the BULLSHIT it’s buried in? – I’d say at least since 2020!”
