Category: Boblimptock

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BLACKOUT

ALERT: it seems as if TPTB are telegraphing blackouts in the US during the summer of 2025. If this coincides with severe heat waves and drought conditions, it could be quite ugly. Throw in some summer of 2018 style firestorms, and ugly becomes catastrophic.

  1. This is about NARRATIVE as much as it’s about reality.
  2. TRUMP appears to be as disruptive as the “COVID”, and this is telling.
  3. We enter the summer on the tip of social chaos, so many populations are PRIMED to “lose it”.

The narrative push appears to be “blackouts”.

Spain and Inverters: https://www.eenews.net/articles/europes-massive-blackout-a-warning-sign-for-us-grid/

Puerto Rico: https://abcnews.go.com/International/puerto-rico-plunged-darkness-island-wide-blackout-hits/story?id=120884304

2003 NE OUTAGE:

Communicating Increased Risk: https://www.newsweek.com/power-outages-spreading-how-prepare-2067803

PSE (Puget Sound Energy Commercial) from a decade ago:

When I first saw this commercial, and if you’ve been listening to my podcast for many years you would know this, I thought: “fuck, they’re normalizing blackouts and appealing to childish nonsense while doing so”.

Imagine a similar commercial about deaths from medical error at hospitals. Sure, it’s common as FUCK and kills a shit ton of people, but how would a claymation commercial help? – fix the fucking problem, don’t scare people.

But this is conditioning … “blackouts will be normal”

Haiti example: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/21/haiti-gang-violence-united-nations

BTW: this is not an END OF THE WORLD prediction, people survive severe blackouts and social chaos. It’s possible US civic society is stronger than I realize, but I don’t know. A 2003 style blackout, or one that is 2 or 3 times worse, lasting a few weeks, would be really bad at this point in American history: but not the end of the world, probably.

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SHEEPDOGS and FOOLS …

“Sheepdogs and fools are reflections of the same deception.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sheepdogs and fools OWN the limited hangout.” – Dr. Freckles

Sheepdogs: give you some truth to keep you inside the lie

Fools: make the truth look like a joke

Examples:

Fool: Al Gore, Greta Thunberg

Sheepdogs: Joe Rogan, Alex Jones

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I am just chemicals.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250509_I_AM_JUST_CHEMICALS.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Everyone I meet is just a bundle of heterogeneous compounds, mostly water and urine. Soaked in the pain garden, those random freaks we grant love balance? – do not deserve our chemicals, our water bears, our herpes and crabs.

That woman across the street is just chemicals.

The chemicals in my head whisper to me, discussing the price of RARE EARTHS and other treasures you can sell at a CHING-CHONG CHINESE MEDICINE WITCH CRAFT STORE. You can go there, in EAST ASIA, where the ROUND EYE is despised and the scorn laser is always on HIGH ALERT. These voices talk about OLD MRS GUMBLESON, and how the Chinese restaurant buys street-meat for $5 a pound. For the pigs … if they no see a tattoo in the ground mash, they no ask questions.

WANT THE NEWS: piles of barely organized chemical mushes are killing other piles of chemicals, mushes are converting into other chemicals, the stench is probably horrible …

We can list out these chemicals that make us whore/whole: we can go to Wikipedia to find absolutely solid truth facts about things that could be out there …

There are chemicals in my poop … the bad ones …

On the periodic tables these elements are known as transuranics … yeah … nobody likes trans now.

My fecal matter is primarily made of Neptunium, with fractional amounts of GOZMITRON-544 and TULIP JUICE. I can walk 43 miles for a beer and 25 for a cigarette, I’ll bet my chemical bonds that the the BUTT MERCHANTS of SECTOR-777 will never AGAIN sell SWEDE MEAT to the clown children of Belgium.

I can uncover deeper secrets of nuclear power, if only I allowed the anal probe (colonoscopy): don’t shove that camera up my butt crack unless you intend to let me plow your wife K-POP style, fair?

Some of these great quests must stop before they begin.

If the US GOVERNMENT found OIL in URANUS? – they would carpet bomb your junk.

You are just chemicals bro, sis, human, and here’s the deal: you’re worth about two bucks.

That’s why the words “two bucks” shows up as a phraselet in so many films.

I asked GROK to take my image and describe me, in cartoon, in terms of the proportion of elements that make up the human-g body … and it gets all FAT ALBERT racist on me …

All because of chemicals … and BILL COSBY.

(one of the images looks like I have a Kuato AND glowing eyes)

(touching deez nuts …)

(biting my lower lip as a random BOOMER pushes my poop button with dim mak magic)

My THROCK ZUDSON style 50’ish porn star future is on hold, my chemicals are falling apart and my stool is bloody and green.

I WILL QUIT THE SCENE and let GROK BUDSON, the AI PORN STAR, protect you from now on.

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THE LAST POPE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250509_THE_LAST_POPE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

A NEW POPE:

Pope Leo/Leone XIV …

  1. I don’t have any favorite Roman Emperors …
  2. I don’t have any favorite Popes …
  3. Rome is NOT a holy place
  4. The VATICAN is not a holy place
  5. “Prophets” and saints of Catholicism are not necessarily prophets or saints, sorry if that shocks you. But if you’re wondering if Christ has disciples, He does, we are all called to be.

Link 1: https://www.newsweek.com/survivors-clergy-abuse-group-pope-leo-zero-tolerance-2069855

Link 2: https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2025/05/08/pope-leo-xivs-ancestry-celebrated-congressman-genealogist-tout-possible-creole-black-roots/

Link 3: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2025/05/03/last-pope-prophecy-malachy-francis/83386611007/

Potato Salad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20659

Methylene Blue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20672

Booty Alert: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20630

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FIGHT BACK!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250507_FIGHT_BACK.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

TRUMP: “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!”

  1. Greenland
  2. Panama canal
  3. Gulf of Mexico
  4. National Parks/forests / Bureau of land management properties
  5. CANADA
  6. GAZA – TRUMP PLAZA
  7. judges
  8. Alcatraz
  9. other stuff, depending upon the day of week

Fortunate son: TENDY’S DELIVERS FOUR ANCIENT CHINESE CURSES

BIRD POPULATION: https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/05/north-american-bird-populations-suffering-severe-decline

Spain: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-29/spain-portugal-power-outage-how-it-happened/105227080

Air Quality: https://www.newsweek.com/children-advised-against-going-outside-oregon-air-quality-2067369

Even ZH respects Sovietology, as long as it is pointed at the PRC:

If you want to win: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20612

ROBOT APOCALYPSE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20609

Torture-to-Surgery: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20607

If it never happened: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20605

Fight Back: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=20600

MOAR DANE (limited hangouts):

I’ve discussed this before: https://nypost.com/2025/05/01/health/texas-county-has-more-than-twice-as-much-dementia-as-the-rest-of-the-us/

NEVER EVER EVER criticize a certain country:

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CHIPPED: Chapter 1 – BUTT SURFING 4 FREAKS

I spent the day thinking about it.

I wasn’t sure if NOW was the right time. My friend PAULIE got the chip 5 weeks ago, and says he can “keep from blowing his load” longer when he’s giving his wife the “EAST TEXAS PONY RIDE”; there are no limits, no constraints, love beyond county line toad parties. So it sounded SO GOOD there was no doubt I would need to do it too, get the fucking chip.