“If you don’t have spider bites all over your body, are you really living in a camper?” – Dr. Freckles
“If Ukraine falls …”

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240428_IF_UKRAINE_FALLS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
If Ukraine falls …: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11739
MOVIE IDEAS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11713
Truth and gaslight: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11717
Constantine, Christ and the STATE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11715
Regrets: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11711
Façade: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11709
Sea Jizz: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11706
VOTERS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11704
Voting time: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11702
Respect and Approval: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11700
Seattle and Detroit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11698
Your Critical Revenue: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11696
Validating Honey Pots: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11689
Professor Crab-Tree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11687
Fart Demons: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11684
Freedom and Physical Assault: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11682
That bridge: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11680
Squishy Stuff: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11668
MAGA … and other lost turds …
Trump and maga madness …
My nicest interpretation of “MAGA” is to say it’s a lot like that crazy shit head, in the middle of the 14th Century, who tried to bring back the Roman Empire …
(can’t unpoop a turd friends)
Link: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Cola-di-Rienzo

Can’t keep up …
“It’s nearly impossible to be AS ABSURD as reality at the moment, which sucks for me.” – Dr. Freckles
16 Candles …
“16 Candles was the penultimate PSYOP.” – Dr. Freckles
“John Hughes was selling tickets to NOWHERE.” – Dr. Freckles
Ignorance and Death
“Spoiler alert: ignorance kills the most people.” – Dr. Freckles
the “BUNKER”
“If you think you know WHERE the elite’s bunker complex is, you are probably wrong: unless your answer is Antarctica.” – Dr. Freckles
“Please don’t be offended: you will never reach the bunkers where THOSE who are most guilty dwell, but God will.” – Dr. Freckles
Am I in Hell already?
“I don’t fear death, I fear that I’m already dead and this is HELL.” – Dr. Freckles
Dying of a stroke …
“Dying of a stroke in your sleep is the new American Dream.” – Dr. Freckles
There is no such thing as a “ghost gun” …
“Suicide drone and ghost gun: come from the same place of ignorance.” – Dr. Freckles