“The first time humans eat humans, you will see a teardrop. The second time you’ll just see BBQ sauce.” – Dr. Freckles
10K CLOCK (and other Times of Noah bullshit)
SPOILER ALERT: it won’t last 10,000 years …
Growing old …
“Growing old isn’t for the young.” – Dr. Freckles
UNIVERSAL WAVE
“You are surfing on the wave of the universe.” – Dr. Freckles
We were a proper country once …
Fishermen and Hunters
“Great fishermen and hunters are also great ecologists.” – Dr. freckles
Built to last …
“Have you noticed? – nothing built in the last few decades is BUILT to LAST.” – Dr. Freckles
MEGA FAUNA BBQ STYLE RIBs …
“You bring BACK the MEGA-FAUNA so you can have a steak like you saw in the Flintstones.” – Dr. Freckles
Mammoths …
Giant Tree Sloths …
Saber Tooth Tigers …
And other giant furry tasty creatures …
(probably pigs that weigh 16 tons)
Hesitation DOES NOT indicate humanity …
“Take advantage of hesitation in your opponent, don’t mistake it for humanity.” – Dr. Freckles
Ted Bundy probably hesitated and made several mistakes during his first human kill.
The Composer
“I could compose soundtracks for Swedish style porn films.” – Dr. Freckles