“If my name were PROFESSOR CRAB-TREE, I would CRISPR engineer apple trees that grew Dungeness crabs.” – Dr. Freckles
FART DEMONS
“Be careful when looking for old furniture: old chairs have fart demons.” – Dr. Freckles
let’s keep it simple:
Boomers did a lot of coke back in the 70’s / 80’s.
(some laxative in it)
(many of those coke heads got super broke and had to sell all their furniture)
Freedom, and physical assault …
“If you don’t know the difference between freedom and physical assault, you will be treated like an animal.” – Dr. Freckles
That bridge …
Want me to blow your mind?
That bridge that was taken out by the container ship?
(it will NEVER be rebuilt)
(sklog-people will use it as anchorage for their Dyg-realm farms and jingus-toad abattoirs … in the time to come)
ENGAGEMENT FARMING
“Jesus was engagement farming.” – Dr. Freckles
Despite paying a fee, is DAN about to be canceled by TWITTER, permanently? – wait and see …




Squishy stuff …
“Spock would have been happiest as simply a software engineer. God forbid you enter that field AFTER 30, as a human, and KNOW the ‘squishy stuff’ that doesn’t fit into logic – then you are truly doomed.” – Dr. Freckles
MY NAME IS KUNTA KINTE … (not Toby)
“The world will be WOKE when I get to play Kunta Kinte in the upcoming ROOTS revival.” – Dr. Freckles
Look away …
“If you saw me on the street, you would look away.” – Dr. Freckles
Coping …
