Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-67915696
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
Pandas …
“Pandas are basically raccoons with diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYSTALS
“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles
A happy marriage …
“The key to a happy marriage is hypnotism.” – Dr. Freckles
Moar golems …
“Comic book franchises are a study in golems.” – Dr. Freckles
Garbage … (movie: CREATOR)
“Our civilization is now mostly garbage and special effects.” – Dr. Freckles
(the film CREATOR)
- empire
- death star
- luke skywalker ending
- mix in plot of “Children of Men”
- add extra poignancy
- dumbass plastic ending with “the star crossed lovers” exploding in death star
- fucking MOON COLONIES …
ZERO HEDGE has finally got: SUICIDE DRONES!
80% shit …
“80% of the advice offered on the WWW is 100% shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Growing old …
“It’s okay to grow old, it means you’re winning.” – Dr. Freckles