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VER 2: ORANGE KING

VER 3: MILITARY GREEN

VER 4: TURF GREEN

VER 5: ROYAL

VER 6: PURPLE

“If Jonestown had nukes, it would have become just like Israel today.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250313_GROLAR_BEARS.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Updates:
OR PIZZLIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18643
Elephants, paratroopers and Bioweapons: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18641
AWESOME TRACK 9000: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18624
Keep the freaks happy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18620
Spreading smoke: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18617
Spot the dude: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18602
MICROPLASTICS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18581
FOOD SQUEEZE UK (what’s the truth?): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18566
Blood Thirsty Rage Summer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18504
CLOUDFLARE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18519
SyFy Movie Garbage People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18445
Freedom and consequences: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18442
“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
“Nietzsche was right about some of it, the Lord in Heaven knows the rest.” – Dr. Freckles
“The State of Israel is a Jim Jones style cult: iykyk.” – Dr. Freckles

“Live no more than 5 disasters from poverty, otherwise you’ll forget about living and your disasters will get bigger.” – Dr. Freckles
“Paperclip: what if it were more about getting them smart Germans who could CONVINCE YOU that we ‘went to the Moon’, rather than the guys who might get us there?” – Dr. Freckles