“A lot of folks are holding cotton candy, and it’s about to rain.” – Dr. Freckles
RETARDIS …
“You’re RE-TARDIS …”
“What does that mean?”
“There’s even more empty space in your head than would be expected.”
Lifestyle brands …
“Sea-Flow is a LIFESTYLE brand.” – Dr. Freckles
Reality …
“The more time you give to synthetic reality, the more actual reality falls apart.” – Dr. Freckles
“PAWG NIGHTMARE …” (coming for CHRISTMAS 2024)
So I have this idea for a great movie, and I need NETFLIX or AMAZON STUDIOS or SONY to call me …
In the not so distant future, the WHITE WOMEN form a coalition of disdain and take over the system and nearly destroy the world …
Following the broken headed rule of WHITE WOMEN, white girls, between the ages of 25 and 45, are hunted, rounded up, put in special camps in the EVERGLADES …
This is the setting for PAWG NIGHTMARE …
You can say it’s a setup for soft-core porn style exploitation in the oeuvre of Pam Grier … this might be true.
But it could win an OSCAR …
Things have been CRAZY in Florida …
Poignantly dramatic horrors are unfolding in Miami, as people are being eaten by gators …
It’s just too much …
“WRESTLING GATORS for DOLLARS”
It’s ostensibly SET in the Florida Everglades, but probably needs to be filmed pay-per-view on some island in the Philippines …
Satellite TV … probably some of the satellites will get shot down once the show spins UP.
You have to wrestle these gators, but if you SURVIVE? – you get 10 bucks … and a trip home … probably not a very nice trip home, tbh. Probably a pirate ship … your organs probably get harvested.
Why do communists hate anarchists the most?
“Figure out WHY communists hate anarchists the most, and you’ll figure out why voting can never, will never, must never work.” – Dr. Freckles
Bad ideas …
“You’re too afraid to ask the right questions, and this is how BAD IDEAS rule.” – Dr. Freckles
Teaching while drunk …
Dogs are quasi legal pirates …
“Dogs are privateers.” – Dr. Freckles
So fake …
“The Ukraine War looks so fake it must be real.” – Dr. Freckles