“There’s something for EVERYONE to go berserk over this year.” – Dr. Freckles
Vote …
“If you put a gun to my head and said ‘VOTE’, I’d let you blow my brains out.” – Dr. Freckles
Treat me like a human being …
“Treat me like a human being, but don’t blow me up.” – Dr. Freckles
HAITIANS in the MEAT …
Spider egg chili …
“Life gives you protein cubes, make spider egg chili.” – Dr. Freckles
Live the SEA-FLOW LIFESTYLE BRAND LIVING!
I dump my garbage …
“I dump my garbage in the mailbox.” – Dr. Freckles
DIE-A-BETES!
“It’s diabetes, not live-a-betes.” – Dr. Freckles
This is CRAZY shit right here …
The First Game
“The first or OLDEST game, because you can witness it in other conscious or self-aware animals, was the CHASE. The simplest rule, run.” – Dr. Freckles
