Category: Boblimptock

INSTRUCTIONS on BUYING:

1. Find the t-shirt you like by searching the category T-SHIRTS, this can be done by clicking on the link t-shirts at PlanetaryStatusReport.com.
2. Once you find a t-shirt, select the t-shirt fabric color (what is shown in the post for that shirt) from the t-shirt examples available. All t-shirts are currently printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001. Make sure you also select the size, XS -> 5XL, but sizing and colors are subject to availability.
3. Take the information for the shirt you’ve selected and paste the link to the t-shirt and the quantity / sizes and email to tshirts@g1njrbr3d.com. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE DELIVERY MAIL ADDRESS LOCATION. This is the address the t-shirt will be delivered to.
4. Once you’ve selected the t-shirt and sent the email, pay vial paypal with a note: “This is for t-shirts, see email from XXXX@XXXX.COM” (this is your email address).
5. When I have the payment AND the necessary purchasing info, I will make the purchase and then send you the estimate of delivery.
6. Currently it is $40/shirt, but this is subject to change based on inflation.
7. For multi-shirt purchases, I can negotiate a lower volume pricing.
8. I can also do custom jobs, but this is something we can talk about separate from standard purchasing.

OLD INSTRUCTIONS THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL:

FYI: I USE PRINTFUL.COM for the t-shirt production and logistics/delivery.

STEP 1: if there is more than one t-shirt VERSION shown on the page, specify the version number in your email for the order. Include in the email the quantity and sizes (available sizes are SMALL -> 5XL though there are color limitations on larger sizes. INCLUDE THE LINK to the t-shirt from my website in the body of your email. Don’t forget to include, in the body of your email, a SHIPPING ADDRESS (where to ship the t-shirt or t-shirts to). Send the email to tshirts@g1njrbr3d.com. You will use PAYPAL below to pay.

STEP 2: I am accepting payments via PAYPAL again. $40 x [the number of t-shirts]. You order two shirts? – that’s 80 bucks. In the future the price could go up or down based on volume, it’s economics, I’m no dummy. If I can sell a million shirts for $25? – I’m gonna do that. Include as a note, in the PayPal transaction, your email address – this is for tracking and security purposes. If I already “know you” as a podcast listener, this is no big deal. If I don’t know you? – then I guess you’re giving me your email address. I will not use your address to scam or harm, I will not store it in a database, and I will not give it away. You could email me and ask for my home address to send me a physical check, but that’s the same kind of security issue for me. I do have a PO BOX I can use though, email me about that if you want to try it. PAYPAL LINK

STEP 3: I will order the shirts, send you info on the transaction and when I have the UPS/USPS tracking number I will send that to you as well. To get the tracking number is usually a day or two after purchase, and then expect the t-shirt(s) in 7-10 days usually. My experience is that all the shirts, if you are ordering more than one, will arrive at the same time. You will get a receipt that shows how much I paid PRINTFUL, I am okay with this. I’d rather be transparent about my profit taking than not, at this point. I’m too small to care.

Unless otherwise noted or negotiated, the standard t-shirt STOCK that I use is the BELLA CANVAS 3001 UNISEX T-SHIRT. It comes in sizes from XS to 5XL, there are sometimes limitations on colors and prices may be impacted by SIZE.

Understand if this becomes a “business”, it will be the first successful business I’ve ever started, assuming it can pay for my lifestyle (which is HUGE MAGA LIVING) on super submarines, like THIS ONE (it’s only a few billion dollars, I can make that much dough). This is the fucker that gave US Navy subs a run for their money during NATO war games: