STOLEN GASOLINE
A time machine …
“I think I built a time machine, I think I made things worse.” – Dr. Freckles
Social Security Bright Siding
“At this point? – debating whether Social Security remains solvent is bright siding … no matter your position.” – Dr. Freckles
Weed, Whiskey and the Devil …
“The Lord left you with weed, it takes the Devil to make whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
WEED and STABBING (and babies in microwave ovens)
“If doing weed causes you to stab ANYONE? – you were ALWAYS going to stab someone.” – Dr. Freckles
Sober Life Virtue Signaling
“There is no GOOD KIND of virtue signaling.” – Dr. Freckles
Stinky crotch …
“Stinky crotch brings flies.” – Dr. Freckles
“MINT CONDITION” SHIT
“Mint condition shit is still shit.” – Dr. Freckles
Dumber than the 10/7 narrative …
“The only thing dumber than the 10/7 narrative is JAN-6.” – Dr. Freckles
Anarchism and genitals …
“If the government kicks you in the genitals enough? – you might end up at anarchism, even if you can’t read.” – Dr. Freckles