“Bryt syde: smort duvises hav set bak ingliszh bye forr huundrid yrs, n dats kewl.” – Dr. Freckles
FULL STOP
“MARK MY WORDS, FULL STOP is my new TLDR.” – Dr. Freckles
START RAISING!
I’m gonna start raising coyote/raccoon hybrids … it’s gonna be the NEXT big pet … except for the weird Ecuadorian parasites they will carry and their minds being filled with ball bearings.
Coycoon or Raccote … any name suggestions are welcome.
I need to plant hoil-beetles, and harvest the nutt juice from cactus-hawks. My women will massage their boobies as they plant corn in their nunya-pit. I can see myself riding a brown horse of enormous size, and packing a 12 gauge hand-cannon called “Nectar of Peet”. Sure, I might get stuck in my own power-hassle, but my love-cadre will give me spunk-clans and other rort-cream.
Humans do stupid and dangerous shit …
“Do stupid SHIT long enough, it will probably kill you. Also, humans do stupid shit – get over it, try to do it in moderation.” – Dr. Freckles
NEW AGE CHRISTIANITY
“New age ‘prosperity/BMW’ Christianity is a bargaining position, not a faith.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t be afraid …
“Don’t be afraid to be brave.” – Dr. Freckles
SCREAM!
“Scream as if the world never hears your voice; no one, to include God, will ever call you lukewarm.” – Dr. Freckles
Cities and Predators
“Cities are simulations for convincing PREDATORS they are not predators.” – Dr. Freckles
Bullies …
“Best protection against bullies: be more trouble than it’s worth.” – Dr. Freckles
Never too late …
“It’s never too late to fuck things up worse.” – Dr. Freckles
The WWW is a landfill, not a library …
“The internet isn’t so much a library, but more of a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
The McRib is BACK!
“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles
- a bunch of homeless people disappear from CA, kind of like the flu “disappeared” in 2020 …
- now McDonald’s announces: McRib is BACK!
(think)
The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …
Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of
You feel it?
Anyone else feel like this?
Anyone else feel like one day they will have 20 wives and impregnate them and raise a new super race?
I think breeding my own private army of super people, based upon my highly advanced semen, is a great goal.
You know you have powerful spunk, and the women are AFRAID of its citrus flavor and the turbulent energy bottled up in your JAM …
They will cum from miles around to kneel before you and your CANAL-TUBE … and the green smoke blows …
You ever think about that?
Eccles Building
“If you’re heading to a protest directed against STATE POWER in the USA, and you’re NOT visiting the Eccles Building? – then it’s fake.” – Dr. Freckles
MELEE!
It is MINE!
Israel and Anti-Semitism
“The most Anti-Semitic force in the world today is the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
My brain rejecting films …
“My brain rejects John Hughes’ movies for the same reason my brain rejects WAR FILMS.” – Dr. Freckles
Hockey …
“Doesn’t a dude having his throat slit by a skate make hockey MORE cool?” – Dr. Freckles
