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August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

191 CORPSES

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/22/us-news/colorado-judge-rejects-plea-deal-for-funeral-director-who-confessed-to-abusing-191-corpses/

August 22, 2025August 22, 2025

PLEASE STOP!

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/22/us-news/freaky-photos-of-black-bubbled-deer-go-viral-after-fears-of-zombie-rabbits-squirrels-spread

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

LIL NAS: lil crazy?

LIL NAS: https://nypost.com/2025/08/21/entertainment/lil-nas-x-hospitalized-after-roaming-la-street-naked

Martin Lawrence: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-05-08-me-1744-story.html

August 21, 2025August 21, 2025

He stole fruit cups, pieces of chicken …

As with “air conditioning thieves” in Western WA, there’s the silent part left out …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/20/us-news/hundreds-online-call-for-boycott-of-midwest-grocery-store-after-19-year-old-autistic-deli-worker-arrested-for-stealing-fruit-cups-and-portions-of-chicken-video/

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Does not add up …

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/20/us-news/ex-space-force-sergeant-orest-schur-sentenced-to-54-years-in-prison-for-fatally-shooting-suspected-teen-car-thief-in-colorado

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

BANGING EVERYONE

“You don’t have to bang everyone to find someone.” – Dr. Freckles

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

SIX WORDS

Link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14993655/Scientists-reveal-word-plea-interstellar-object-Earth-encounter.html

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

WE WUZ KANGZ!

Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/20/world-news/missing-texas-woman-kaura-taylor-found-living-in-lost-african-tribe-in-scotland/

Link: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/lost-african-tribe-set-up-35758961

August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP!

Link: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/walmart-great-value-shrimp-radioactive-contamination-cesium-137-fda/

August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

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