“NONSESEN” – this year’s COVFEFE … (butt ass)

SOURCE GERMAN: something SO BIG and HUGE that you can’t stop thinking about it, but when it shows up it’s really a FRENCH BULLDOG, and your family hasn’t had food for 12 weeks, and so it’s stew night … and the Frenchie’s name is “Stu” … and the family doesn’t know this.

I told you no more group emails, but that was its own kind of nonsesen. If you haven't checked, there's a new podcast "Fentanyl Patches" up on the blog and spotify. I have given up on the cage Rumble and YouTube put me in, and I gave up YEARS AGO on the non-ghetto place for people like me, someone who: a) sucks too much to do better OR b) won't ever know besides. Fuck it. Good evening.

This is gonna be one HELL of a SUMMER, and summer doesn't officially start for a couple more weeks. Heat waves, floods, probably giant hail stones, and transcendental bigfoot sightings. Might even feel like the END TIMES, and who knows.

My feelings are: the IRAN war is, in a way, a good sign. I thought we were in POPPING SMOKE phase, where the OP CRAZY goes exponential - but it's still just steep linear. Steep, lots of crazy, but no distinct non-linear behaviors or discontinuities yet. The IRAN war has a "dial" for a reason - "IT" is still not here yet. Maybe it's near, almost here, coming from a planet with no beer. A queer feeling besets ones broken glass heart, so go start your BEACH BLANKET BINGO near the great sargasso sea, and let the flesh eating bacteria have a snack.

Cheers,

Dan

Last days of normal …

Smoky lands
with sandy nights
bloody hands
dunk'n delights
candy cake fright
with clock
and sock
and block
left torn
below the horn

Broken strands
careless coughing
journey's height
well in sight
mountain song pass
out of gas
with stolen hours
and flowers
rough and sour
for the gang
spread
rough
guff
on fire
devour

100 GRAND
in the account
spending spree
jubilee
food and drink
spirits sore
at the stand
checking out
two bags of onions
and a can of meat
what do you think?
Your heart sinks
empties
residue dreams
you leave the store
galore
don't pout or plea

WHAT A CHORE!
kept alone
cut to the bone
hard as stone
bled dry
always HIGH
ever nigh
made from crone

$11.99
It's all fine
ELEVEN NINETY NINE
bottle of turnip wine
blog-meat
under the seat
dried out
saddle taste
don't waste
you found the burger
now cast your fortune
unwind
it's available
for $11.99

Cog-paste? - $11.99
Old-paint flakes? - $11.99
Moldy bread? - $11.99
Blood soup instead? - $11.99
Clem beets? - $11.99
Open bay hornet honey? - $11.99

Eleven Ninety Nine
everything is fine

Eleven Ninety Nine
works every time

Eleven Ninety Nine
for ONE OUNCE of beef
a body buried beneath
the never ending lie
a line to be crossed
and in the lost
with the ghosts
we find more
or most
of what's left

JUST GONE … “RELOCATED”

“… and some of them just disappeared …”

(relocated into the soup)

*** anecdotal story from the KING COUNTY METRO bus stop, May 2020.

Some dude said, “Man, go down to the Seattle Center … Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is handing out food, places to sleep, free vaccine checkups.” (come see the paradise)