Category: Boblimptock

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CRYSTALS

“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles

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Garbage … (movie: CREATOR)

“Our civilization is now mostly garbage and special effects.” – Dr. Freckles

(the film CREATOR)

  • empire
  • death star
  • luke skywalker ending
  • mix in plot of “Children of Men”
  • add extra poignancy
  • dumbass plastic ending with “the star crossed lovers” exploding in death star
  • fucking MOON COLONIES …

ZERO HEDGE has finally got: SUICIDE DRONES!

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LOST LECTURES of CHARLES MANSON …

PDF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20211218_The_Lost_Lectures_of_Charles_Manson_by_Daniel_John_Sullivan.pdf

ON AMAZON KINDLE: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NT9P6L1

Lecture 1 “Teams”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210126_Manson_Lectures_0001_Solving_Problems_with_Teams.mp3

Lecture 2 “Mindfulness”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210127_Manson_Lectures_0002_Mindfulness.mp3

Lecture 3 “Finding Bliss”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210127_Manson_Lectures_0003_Finding_Bliss.mp3

Lecture 4 “How to kill some people”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210128_Manson_Lectures_0004_How_to_kill_some_people.mp3

Lecture 5 “Love”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210129_Manson_Lectures_0005_LOVE.mp3

Lecture 6 “FOOD”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210130_Manson_Lectures_0006_FOOD.mp3

Lecture 7 “Home Improvement”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210204_Manson_Lectures_0007_Home_Improvement.mp3

Lecture 8 “Having a cookout”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210211_Manson_Lectures_0008_Having_A_Cookout.mp3

Lecture 9 “Mystery Hotel”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210215_Manson_Lectures_0009_Mystery_Hotel.mp3

Lecture 10 “Barnacle Women”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210224_Manson_Lectures_0010_Barnacle_Women.mp3

Lecture 11 “CREAGLE”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210228_Manson_Lectures_0011_CREAGLE.mp3

Lecture 12 “Planet Ship Earth”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210305_Manson_Lectures_0012_Planet_Ship_Earth.mp3

Lecture 13 “Corn Pop”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210315_Manson_Lectures_0013_Corn_Pop.mp3

Lecture 14 “Helter Skelter”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210320_Manson_Lectures_0014_Helter_Skelter.mp3

Lecture 15 “Treasure Hunt”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20210427_Manson_Lectures_0015_Treasure_Hunt.mp3

Lectures 16/17 COMING SOON!

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As Boblimptock comes …

We shall make meat-shells, and frolic through the wastelands of DIMBERSHIRE and Cleveland …

We shall feast on feral hog and horgen-toad …

We shall burn the caves of YONDOON, leaving the ELITE to smell their own rotten and burnt crotches …

Our seats will be made of gold.

We shall have fists of glowing titanium.

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BOBLIMPTOCK: the FINAL STAGE of PENULTIMATE GRIFTING

Dr. Freckles has said this other ways:

“With consciousness comes deception, it’s why the first ‘profession’ was grifter.” – Dr. Freckles

If #Boblimptock is ANYTHING, it is the CRESCENDO of the GRIFTER .. the con artist …

We live in an AGE of grifts …

And currently: the grifter is king

BTW: Grifters are also ABUSERS …

Psychological first.

Physically, often, second.

(that world will tip over soon)

(soon comes Gotterdammerung)

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I eat gunktus.

I eat gunktus, and far out plutonium.

I feed on eel grease and long dead spider flowers.

You used your power for new soul source pudding?

I ate the monster soup, and melted the boovula.