“Secular modernity is a grift.” – Dr. Freckles
The destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes …
“The secret destiny of neo-Stalinist hellholes? – at the end, everyone demands something from IT, and NO ONE will ever get paid.” – Dr. Freckles
Commies and the FED
“Without the FEDERAL RESERVE communism dies on the vine, and communists die or change. With the FED, commies get a credit card and can order pizza – are we learning yet?” – Dr. Freckle
NUMB or DUMB
“Numb or dumb means the same in the slum.” – Dr. Freckles
The TRUTH
“Government can’t be trusted with the truth.” – Dr. Freckles
f(x) always equals zero …
“Voting in AMERICA is an idempotent operation where f(x) ALWAYS EQUALS ZERO.” – Dr. Freckles
(now ask me what would happen if Democracy actually worked)
(you like Black Mirror?)
SPACE-TIME TACO
Imagine a space-time TACO …
You begin tasting it, before you decide to GET it.
(and this is probably a kind of rape)
Government …
“Government is an extinction level event.” – Dr. Freckles
MAD and CRAZY
“There is no ‘mutually assured destruction’ with CRAZY: there’s just the smarts to knock that crazy fucker out first.” – Dr. Freckles
If you think it’s real …
I talked about this when the “Ukraine War” began:
If you believe:
a) nuclear weapons are real
b) the conflict is real, and not staged
c) that Russia and China are independent actors
Then MAD theory (Mutually Assured Destruction) DOES NOT HELP YOU …
TWO-PERSON GAME THEORY assumes rational actors. NOT GOOD … they can be evil, but they have to be rational.
What kind of lopsided motherfucker could look at the shitheads, GOP and DEMOCRAT, in WA DC and say “rational”.
Because Russia and China at this point can presume the USA is NOT lead by a rational agent, but rather a confederacy of shit heads and crazy people? – then their best move is a decapitation strike:
Take out WA DC, command and control nodes, with precision nuke strikes …
Our next best move, after that, will be to sue for peace. Assuming someone rational takes over the USA as an interim government.
The State of Israel
“You can’t have the modern State of Israel, without the ‘nazis’ and the ‘holocaust’ first.” – Dr. Freckles
GARBAGE DAN …
Garbage Dan,
Garbage Dan,
Puts his garbage in the garbage can.
Playing pretend,
until the end,
buy the “coin”,
sell the “friend”,
stare at your fear,
as it lurches near,
but vote for TRUMP,
because you are a fucking CHUMP.
Complexity …
“Don’t worship complexity, reduce it.” – Dr. Freckles
Technology =/= Cult
“Use technology, don’t treat it like a cult.” – Dr. Freckles
Billions will die …
“Billions of people will die, because everybody dies.” – Dr. Freckles
Bombing the poors? – day ends in “y”
“Gotta bomb the poors, otherwise they might have a chance to be rich.” – Dr. Freckles
Bomb the poors,
gotta have these wars,
missile filled skies,
the babies must die,
for WALMART pie,
and diesel filled seas,
for you and for me,
land of the grave,
home of the spree.
Titty-Soap-Voodoo
“Witches use titty-soap to create zombies.” – Dr. Freckles
Do you buy it?
“It’s not the manipulation that’s so unbelievable, it’s the number of people that BUY IT that is truly shocking.” – Dr. Freckles
Shitty jobs …
“Prometheus had a shitty job, Sisyphus’ job was almost as bad.” – Dr. Freckles
Wealth effect …
“There is no WEALTH EFFECT if DEBT generated it.” – Dr. Freckles