Coarseness …
“It’s not so hard to understand the coarseness of the human spirit right now, if you understand WHO GAINS if we let our hearts become stone.” – Dr. Freckles
About to rain …
“A lot of folks are holding cotton candy, and it’s about to rain.” – Dr. Freckles
Why do communists hate anarchists the most?
“Figure out WHY communists hate anarchists the most, and you’ll figure out why voting can never, will never, must never work.” – Dr. Freckles
Teaching while drunk …
The “exit” …
“That exit gets really narrow when everyone tries to leave at once.” – Dr. Freckles
Soup is missing …
“What if we end up with soup lines, but the soup doesn’t show up?” – Dr. Freckles
History …
“History is mostly the history of people thinking they are God, and then finding out they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
R.I.P. HEEMEYER! (6/4/2004)
She is gone …
“If a light goes out, do you blame the candle, the flame, or the person responsible for keeping it lit?” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t make her mad …
DOCTOR COPPER …
Nuclear Poker and Tritium (revisited, again)
“If you’re gonna play nuclear poker, make sure your powder is dry.” – Dr. Freckles
… a machine that only makes landmines
“Imagine a machine that only makes landmines, and feeds on human flesh? – that’s the STATE!” – Dr. Freckles
Man climbs power pole, Man gets electrocuted …
POOP WATER!
FIRE STARTER!
(WHITE BOY SUMMER HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED)
Haiti …
SPACE
“Space is going to be so BIG next year.” – Dr. Freckles
They …
“They are breeding what they are eating.” – Dr. Freckles