The “exit” …
“That exit gets really narrow when everyone tries to leave at once.” – Dr. Freckles
Soup is missing …
“What if we end up with soup lines, but the soup doesn’t show up?” – Dr. Freckles
History …
“History is mostly the history of people thinking they are God, and then finding out they’re not.” – Dr. Freckles
R.I.P. HEEMEYER! (6/4/2004)
She is gone …
“If a light goes out, do you blame the candle, the flame, or the person responsible for keeping it lit?” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t make her mad …
DOCTOR COPPER …
Nuclear Poker and Tritium (revisited, again)
“If you’re gonna play nuclear poker, make sure your powder is dry.” – Dr. Freckles
… a machine that only makes landmines
“Imagine a machine that only makes landmines, and feeds on human flesh? – that’s the STATE!” – Dr. Freckles
Man climbs power pole, Man gets electrocuted …
POOP WATER!
FIRE STARTER!
(WHITE BOY SUMMER HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED)
Haiti …
SPACE
“Space is going to be so BIG next year.” – Dr. Freckles
They …
“They are breeding what they are eating.” – Dr. Freckles
CARBS and CATS
“If you want to grow carbs, you’re gonna need cats.” – Dr. Freckles
You own what you can protect …
“You own what you can protect from being stolen.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGA … and other lost turds …
Trump and maga madness …
My nicest interpretation of “MAGA” is to say it’s a lot like that crazy shit head, in the middle of the 14th Century, who tried to bring back the Roman Empire …
(can’t unpoop a turd friends)
Link: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Cola-di-Rienzo
the “BUNKER”
“If you think you know WHERE the elite’s bunker complex is, you are probably wrong: unless your answer is Antarctica.” – Dr. Freckles
“Please don’t be offended: you will never reach the bunkers where THOSE who are most guilty dwell, but God will.” – Dr. Freckles