One grifter validating another …
The “news” …
“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)
CLOUDFLARE
(another way DAN gets fucked)
Dog Poop: https://nypost.com/2024/04/30/tech/tech-billionaire-sues-neighbors-claiming-dogs-pooped-on-property/
Why does cloudflare suck: https://www.reddit.com/r/CloudFlare/comments/zoabm4/why_does_cloudflare_suck/
DAILY STORMER: https://blog.cloudflare.com/why-we-terminated-daily-stormer/
ASTRONAUTS CRYING
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250301_ASTRONAUTS_CRYING.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
“You ever see a movie showing an astronaut crying in ZERO GRAVITY?” – Dr. Freckles
(does the tear roll down the cheek)
(does it speak the truth of space)
(is the race a pack of liars?)
- they never show wet hair
- they don’t talk about sweat
- their cum floats through the air ducts
- enough time, a space baby is born
- do you get to masturbate in space?
Special sex pants?
Literal and figurative “baby diapers”?
How ya gonna make that bacon, Kevin?
Link: https://www.space.com/20597-how-astronauts-cry-space-video.html
PLACES YOU CAN’T GO: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18424
DEI PORTAL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18395
PSYOP NEVER DIES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18391
NOISE MAKER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18388
AIDS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18421
‘SPACE’
“Eventually it’s hard to get excited about places you can’t go.” – Dr. Freckles
Oldest profession …
A grifter will often sell something he cannot …
… buy something he cannot buy …
(don’t be fooled)
“The oldest profession is GRIFTER, the Devil didn’t even own the apple tree.” – Dr. Freckles
Why does crypto need ANYTHING?
Isn’t it decentralized and independent of third parties and shit?
(yeah … iykyk)
WOOD CHIPPER GOES BRRRRRRR …
CRYPTO is a wood chipper …
It’s going to REGAIN ATHs … probably soon …
But those that get ground to dust probably won’t recover.
Link: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/tech/crypto-news-live-bitcoin-price-crash-down-today-b1213059.html
