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By the 12th year of the war …

By the MILLENNIAL CELEBRATION of the UKRAINE WAR, all the lands are salted. The sky is a deep purple and the lands grow no food. Birds do not sing, there is no bling. Cottage folk, eating cheese curds, gird themselves for the final onslaught of the GRUMPTIAN ROBOTS and what’s left of HUMANITY is WATCHING the BOOTY …

Terrified SPACE TROOPERS are digging trenches on PLANET JOOB, where lubed up yorg-virgins generate protein mix for the fixer friends and the mutant anime birds …

LORD TUNSTALL of the GALACTIC ALLIANCE sends one last assault on the UKIES who are holding up in the caves with the tunnel-rabbis.

They have only 6 million seconds of food left …

It’s a SHOAH, a holocaust.

(for the love of God)

Odds of Survival (2015, revised 2016): based on a conversation from 10 years ago.

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

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Hi …

hello,
My name is Mrs. Janet Lahm  I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to the Charities. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about four years ago, immediately after the death of my husband .I have been touched to donate
from what I have inherited from my late husband for the good work rather than allow his relatives to lavish my husband's hard earned fund. As I lay on my sick bed, I want you to help me in carrying out my last wish on earth which will also be very profitable to you. I want to WILL a total sum of $9.4 million USD to you which I want you to
distribute part of it to any charity home for me and the rest for yourself and your family, I will inform you on how to share all
Please kindly click the reply and get back to me.
Best regards,
Mrs. Janet Lahm
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I need your help …

“Nah, you gonna be my bitch-style-sex slave bunganut-wife … I will give you my sweetheart chowder, you will touch your boovula zone …”

hi beloved One, I need your assistance
Please bear with me. I am writing this letter to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.
I am Aisha Muammar Gaddafi, the only daughter of the embattled president of Libya, Hon. Muammar Gaddafi. I know my mail might come to you as a surprise because you don’t know me, but due to the unsolicited nature of my situation here in Refugee camp Ouagadougou Burkina Faso i decided to contact you for help. I have passed through pains and sorrowful moments since the death of my father. At the same time, my family is the target of Western nations led by Nato who want to destroy my father at all costs. Our investments and bank accounts in several countries are their targets to freeze.
My Father of blessed memory deposited the sum of $27.5M (Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) in a Bank at Burkina Faso which he used my name as the next of kin. I have been commissioned by the (BOA) bank to present an interested foreign investor/partner who can stand as my trustee and receive the fund in his account for a possible investment in his country due to my refugee status here in Burkina Faso.

I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for the transfer of the fund to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust but rather take me as your own sister or daughter. If this transaction interests you, you don't have to disclose it to anybody because of what is going on with my entire family, if the United nation happens to know this account, they will freeze it as they freeze others, so please keep this transaction only to yourself until we finalize it .Please kindly reply for more detail  Sorry for my pictures. I will enclose it in my next mail and more about me when I hear from you okay.you can also contact me through my personal email below  aisha_a46@yahoo.com

Yours Sincerely
Best Regard,  
Aisha Gaddafi
aisha_a46@yahoo.com
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SHEEPDOGS and FOOLS …

“Sheepdogs and fools are reflections of the same deception.” – Dr. Freckles

“Sheepdogs and fools OWN the limited hangout.” – Dr. Freckles

Sheepdogs: give you some truth to keep you inside the lie

Fools: make the truth look like a joke

Examples:

Fool: Al Gore, Greta Thunberg

Sheepdogs: Joe Rogan, Alex Jones

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MAGACORPS PRINCIPLES: new style PERESTROIKA, MAGASTROIKA …

  1. is it nailed down? – GRAB IT!
  2. is it too big to MOVE on your own? – GRAB A FRIEND (aka OLIGARCH)!
  3. is ownership nebulous? – it’s yours, if you get there with your oligarch friends FIRST!
  4. is it easier to fix than create? – who cares …
  5. how do you get rid of 20 millions illegal aliens? – that’s a math problem, and we don’t do math in America any longer.
  6. you going to space? – sure, that’s our “room full of computers”.
  7. Can we do this better than Gorbachev did? – sure, we have the DORITO BANDITO country-fried FRITO in charge.
  8. PAPA GLUMP PUMP is your YAZOO YELTSIN, with putrid fire churros and lost ginctous to sell near the overpass.
  9. The national forests and parks are set to burn, so we sell the timber and the land. We learn to eat sand so that the SWELLS can get MAGA and the rest of us can beat bricks.
  10. YOUR SIR LANCELOT has the clap and no one has shots, unless you mean tequila. The stones are HOT will BISCUIT CIDER and the WIRED scumbags are lurking near the mule parlor.
  11. GAS STATION to TABLE will be the new ORGANIC FARMING … mold will grow on your exposed flesh. Robot mosquitoes carrying MRNA to generate tumors on your body that become READY TO EAT CHEESE BURGERS IN A BUN … all from that bite … gas station to table.
  12. COMRADE, if you want that new flashing shit then some cows WILL GET exploding monkey herpes, and some chickens, and milk, cheese from the cheese cave, probably a lot of crops … if you want the NEW NINTENDO … welcome to the new world. Hobos with BIC lighters will set fire to your block, no so randomly, with developers plans on BOOK at the Mayor’s office. Just rinse and repeat the fake nonsense, people will prefer to starve.
  13. Watch out for the falling debris from the food processing plant.
  14. Make sure to put on your coffee filter first … then you can JOIN MAGA CORPS and SCOTT ADAMS will be your bunganutt butt master feur-gergen poop warrior.
  15. Can you feel the MAGA as you meditate on WHO was president during the 2020 monkey fuck?
  16. When I was diagnosed with HIV I didn’t know who I would be … but then some demon shoved VIKTARDY into my mungit-soup and now I’m herpes clear.
  17. Do you want to go eat some raw bat to make magical viruses that DO ravage Lombardy Italy, but DON’T impact the tens of thousands of illegal Chinese in Little Saigon and Chinatown and Koreatown SEATTLE …. just random and weird magical fucking viruses.
  18. I am the magical hobo that can GO to the hospital with my medicaid card: no monkey herpes test, no monkey herpes vaccine, I got surgery … no one fucking cared about the COVID … weird after reading about that story about that kid that was denied a transplant. It was the really sad article, in the newspaper, next to the one about the cows that exploded.
  19. I am the magical dude in Seattle AUGUST 2020, and the GUARDIAN said a building across the street had caught fire … and it didn’t happen … but people wanted the LARP more.
  20. To be MAGA you need to dose yourself with massive amounts of LSD, then build a time machine out of cardboard and old used and dried out condoms.
  21. A MAGACORPS SERVICE MEMBER can COAX the cot casket bean leaders into picking up stone and pipe and chain. They will GAIN NEXT LEVEL SPIRIT OFFERINGS as PRELUDE to the Hopi’s 5th World.
  22. DANCE WITH YOUR COCAINE BRIDE like it’s MOSCOW 1995! They chide you on, the CIA minders, as money is funneled and nukes are stolen and V. PUTIN waits in the wings. MAGA MAN achieves total victory against the confinements of standards and morals …
  23. You see that thing over there, on the ground? That mound of flesh?
  24. You see that hound, shoot it on your way out then wave your BACK THE BLUE FLAG, FAG … and hit that ground rolling … never spoiling for a real fight, just having fun scaring the poors.
  25. Don’t worry about WHY people in Seattle buy air conditioners now … not relevant …
  26. Don’t worry about the nearly bug free windshields … it’s pole shift … it’s what that SHEEP DOG told you on YOUBOOBS …
  27. Remember back in 2018 when the PAPA BLUMP ADMIN said a couple things: a) arctic is open for business AND b) there’s never been more arctic ice … funny … one of those things can be true, as you spill your white goo on the ladyboy’s chest.
  28. You’re a monkey-scar MASTER, with gel fist and yellow-red eyes. STAND FAST against the GROBLYNNE HORDE and the DIRG-FINGERERS who malinger near the the bandstand and go on junkets to TORMUND TOWN and BROWN CASTLE.
  29. YOUBIZZ blesses the arch forger, cumming lessons of slack-eyed Kung Fu traveling.
  30. YOU WILL BE DONE with dog-monkey caravans, powered by INDIAN pharma GINKS with connections to Obama and sideways Sally Wyoming style butt-pizza miracles.
  31. WWG1WGA, and Q-transmits are sent to SLEEVIX where GENERAL OOT is looting the scooter kings of Madison Square GARDENS, eating land crab and rustling hookers.

THE FUTURE is NOW … it’s here …

YOUR MAGA JOB NOW is to MAGA MOVE faster than LIGHT to the FRIGHT ZONE in Quadrant-Beta-Alpha-Reticuli.

You can have MAGA COKE there …

You can get MAGA CANCER …

MAGA 1200 LASER will seal up your MAGA butthurt asshole for good.

MAGACORPS PROPHECY from December 2015:

MAGACORPS PROPHECY from December 2016:

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TRUST: corrupted

BROKEN TRUST MODEL:

  1. Pretty/beautiful/handsome means trustworthy.
  2. Nice clothes means trustworthy.
  3. RICH means trustworthy.
  4. Media/News cements trust, in all ways: See Anna Merlan’s bullshit article about Jarrod Fidden. Talk about doing someone a favor. BTW: the Jarrod Fidden scenario is a good example of how sheep dipping works. Sometimes you have to RE-sheep dip, and that might have been Anna’s mission.
  5. College/University degrees from “nice” schools.
  6. Wears a cross and talks about Jesus a lot.
  7. Drives nice car.
  8. Celebrity.