your soul is made of a mad cheese demon sandwich
when McRib time hits, you can take the road clamming with your pals and hit up uncle AL and the gormant gang. Eventually, your blood soaked seat cushion women will bore you and that will be the end of it all. The entire bastard.
if you start using #SEAFLOW power magnets?
you can undo your colon strippage and embrace love gentle movement mastery.
the cattle? – fear cows
you can eat them
I am an yankee-whiskey-445A.
I was bred in a tube-plant outside of VEGAS.
My gerkin meat is 55% titanium and the rest is LOVE STEAK harvested from GREAT WHITE SHARK hustlers.
And you think you can take me on?
I destroyed you before you were born.
we have a new time travel product:
singularity suppository magic plugs
Wanna poop on the run?
Wanna drop a dookie on the sly?
You can send your turd BACK IN TIME or INTO THE FUTURE …
huge seller
I can mess you up because I use SEAFLOW approved power moves and shuffles. I have dancing shoes and I breakdance on your FACE: Electric Boogaloo Part Deux.
You PEE your pants when I’m done teaching your woman about the “Orange Caves of Dover”. And what’s left over is rabies pus.
there are 35 power levels in SEAFLOW
each level reveals another pyramid made of smaller pyramids of power levels made of pyramids
each pyramid singlet has a pyramid leader or Pharoah
the pharoah oversees the building of more pyramids made of tinier fucking pyramids you fuck
I can transform your NON-TOBLENIC body type into a hyper tiger style alligator swamp hero body type using SEAFLOW dissolvable butt plug ass lanterns and other monkey cutlets
SNAKE CHARMER WIZARDRY is here … and I’ll fuck you up.
You can’t take it.
I have 8 pill companies.
My ARMS are 34 inch PYTHON SCREECHERS and I can bust your skull clean open with my pecs …
I have fought the MORBID SAND FREAKS alone, with nothing but salad butter sandwiches and jerky bats.
I crossed the ALPS on an elephant … actually 3 … the first two died.
You got it?
AND WTAF IF BIDEN-BOT ACCIDENTALLY REVEALED AN ANCIENT DIANETIC ORIGIN STORY SCIENTOLOGY HOA COTUS TRUTH …
We are actually the United States of Amerigotit.
Amerigotit is a lost realm, a world of island kingdoms in great lakes that are lakes in the mouths of volcanoes.
BOTH OF MY FISTS ARE NAMED FOR YOUR SHAME.
I can lay you out in three hits.
I hit you.
You hit the ground.
The ground levels up.
Borderline Foogit-Nuns wearing GERMAN night dresses wash the boon grapes in the stream. Uug cats are nearby chasing fuddle birds, singing aloud.
It’s okay that you’re afraid.
I can feel your soul quiver and the vibes of your bedtime fear.
You quake as the world shakes and you know I’m coming, I’m just up the road, in a diesel CHEVY … I’m rolling coal and playing coal miner’s daughter on the radio building to a beating
YOU FAILED and your woman knows this.
You promised her “stallion type love making” and what she got was “milquetoast at the gravy yard on Tuesday”.
You smell of rotten cheese and forbidden tail salami.
TAKE YOUR OBSESSION and remember that SHE wanted a real pounding, tonight.
YOU CAN PAY ME $4,000.00/hour for HOT THAI MODEL TECHNIQUES and I will provide you with a love pallet of tools and methods that can be used to take a drab squabula to boovula monk levels.
you want to change your woman’s love habits, then you NEED my GOLD BAR STANDARD LOVE GEMS
YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME
I’ll chase you down in my diesel pickup.
I’ll find a part of the deep woods where we can “get to know each other better” and then move on to PINNACLE LEVELS of SAUCE POETRY.
I will find you and topple your ego and leave your butt temple stuck in the sand.
I will be your swamp captain.
You will be my monkey time traveler.
I will be your dixie lover.
You will be my Jimmy Carter friend.
I will be the lost uncle.
You will be the ghost on the hill.
Your world will be a rock chapel.
I will scalpel your heart banger pizza night.
Here is a prediction concerning TAIWAN:
CHINESE FORCES will suffer shameful defeat at the hands of GENERAL CHING-CHONG and his KUNG-FU commando elite. Squirm as PLA forces might, you can’t escape the great might of a burden bitch and regal nutt cake sewer steak potato banquet.
CHING-CHANG hookers will spread aids.
I CAN TAKE ON THE ENTIRE CHINESE SCROBLON ARMY …
They come at me with their hatchets and their weird hats and their nose brisket and I’ll just swipe left and remove their PURGE SOUP.
CHINA invades Taiwan and then I invade Panda Express and steal the secret kelp rabies recipe.
