Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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“MITCH”

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251123_MITCH.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Zero Hedge: Zero Hedge Shit Headlines

MITCH HUNKTON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23954

BENTO STYLE – BABY BOX: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23948

THANKSGIVING SURPRISE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23932

Want to be taken seriously: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23929

LOONY LANDINGS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=23924

GET RID OF THEM IMMIGRANTS: https://www.freightwaves.com/postalmag/postal-daily-report/usps-tried-to-ban-contractors-from-using-immigrants-to-haul-mail-it-went-horribly-wrong

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HUMAN BOLDNESS: THANKSGIVING SURPRISE

Take your San Francisco pizza party dreams to Doc Swenson near the lost caves of Brampton. Finish off the OLD TURD SWERDLERS and move on to SACRAMENTO to find the last haven, the last stronghold.

Capture barnacle monkey refugees and sell them to the TUNNEL FREAKS in MANHATTAN, afterwards you can hang with Gershwin outcasts and urban discards on discord. Dissected ballet dancers from the MET took their time at the tea houses in SOHO, normality be damned as the tumors ravaged Gilda. “You can’t find a better pastrami sandwich!”, screamed the street vendor and then the flash of light and he was gone.

Our TIME VANTAGE is -0003, and core temperature is beyond limits. The MAG-BOTTLE containing the bodily infloozium could not hold the damaged souls and split open to release the empty death pact of Hell.

There are crisscrossing tunnel systems around the world. Mold wardens keep watch over openings and trapdoors and storm drains that lead deep within, to Aunt B’s apple pie paradise.

New Kids on the Block stand before the great glowing inner sun, as the MOLE KINGDOM shakes and the bakers mix sturgeon flour and gusto cheese and wolf butter.

KOHL’S MOM is part of the pumpkin spice ginger tit apple pie mafia.

I’ve invented a TURKEY HOLIDAY SPICE MUFFIN SURPRISE. You insert the suppository containing the TURKEY MIST FLAVORING and a blue glowing orbis arises from your anal cavity engulfing all the guests in your home.

I basted your love trinket with butter and lemon.

Glazed turnips from AUNT MARGO fill the air with putrid frustration, but your HOLIDAY SURPRISE is still coming.

I spun up a fusion rocket surprise and UNCLE JAKE rode the colon snake all the way UP TOWN, there were frothing whore surprises there and nothing left to steal. We met up at DEL RAY’S STEAK HOUSE off of 3rd Street, and ate our fill. Then after we strode the avenues of that dark and dank city, covered in mule droppings and coyote blood mystique.

THESE ARE THE CHIVES …

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COLO-CHECK from #SEAFLOW!

If you are over 50 years old you need to insert a searing anal teaser into your buttocks. You gotta test for CAM-BORG prostate minerals, when you have a chance you should call your mom and ask about the pigeon bacon and terg-bits. Your brother-dad keeps track of the blood bargains at JC PENNY’S, but your own underwear memories are fading fast and there’s no space for dirty Halloween with the Hebrew from Whidbey Island.

SEAFLOW makes an anal swab container set, you can remove and store samples and then send those samples to your friends and family and neighbors and Trump. Your sample can be sent with a simple questionnaire for your COLO-CHECK friends to answer:

1. What does it smell like?
2. What does it look like?
3. Did you take a little of the sample and rub it on your toast?
4. Are you happy about being a COLO-CHECK friend?
5. Do you intend to sue your COLO-CHECK friend?
6. Did you touch it?

COLO-CHECK friends are the KEY to the SEAFLOW colo-check system. Your “friends” smell and touch and taste your fecal samples and anal butt swabs. They observe and post pictures on TIK TOK and YOUTUBE. After days of analysis, some kind of fucking response comes back in the questionnaire. Your colo-check friend cares about you and your bleeding intestines.

COLO-CHECK FRIENDS are KITE TAILORS and ready for a fight! They will take the energy abundance of your anal blood shit swabs and turn that border party into a shanty town hustler. Your MOMS will be DESTROYED when the boys from Bounty Town show up for the fete. And the oiled boobies shine in the darkness, to save the lost from the fire.

The butt colon scooper is a DRYB device or razor sharp COLO-SPOON:

COLO-CHECK FRIENDS will dress up in fake porn-star doctor outfits and insert the SPOON TOOL in order to extract fecal swab samples and other impacted bowel type river droppings. Some TURD-MERGLER phantom-fucked your grandma-sister, and this left an indelible mark upon the porcelain and the ore basin.

Your FRIENDS will insert the COLO-SPOON, using 400 foot pounds of force. The sausage squeeze forms and then tolg-residue is left behind on the satin sheets. Your washing machine will be crimson and beet as you too sweet your cream pie mystery into folder sphincter mastery.

If you don’t have a colo-check friend, we’ll find one for you.

COLO-CHECK FRIENDS are the best at parties and HYDROGENATED herbal steer roundups. Your buttercup mansion can be built and your ONE TRUE LOVE can be there for you, cooking up coyote rascal mutton flakes and other scarab beetle melee puddings.

SO USE COLO-CHECK SEAFLOW ENABLED COLO-SPOONS!

Let the power of spider egg gels power your bowel movements!