"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Link: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/augusta-georgia-woman-suv-popeyes-crash-missing-biscuits
Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/i-went-to-dunkin-for-grilled-cheese-i-got-a-paper-sandwich-instead
Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/13/man-sues-buffalo-wild-wings-for-allegedly-mislabelling-boneless-wings
[curated: 3/14/2023]
“I breathe dust …”
[curated: 3/14/2023]
Link: https://nypost.com/2023/03/07/28-girls-hospitalized-for-anxiety-after-ouija-board-game
[curated: 3/16/2023]
“Fortified wine just means better.” – Dr. Freckles
MD 20/20: http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html
Sherry is also a fortified wine …
(but I bet the process is different)
“Perhaps the most racist thing in the world is to ignore all this racist crap.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 3/16/2023]
“You can measure a person’s opinion by their hubris.” – Dr. Freckles
“A cop shouldn’t feel safe breaking into anyone’s home.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 3/16/2023]
She took the jab, so I left her on the slab …
She did a lot of cocaine, and it drove her insane …
She took the long way home, now she lives as a hooker in Gnome …
She bought a crazy dog, it chased her into the bog …
She bred with laser cats, her babies were rabies bats …
She rode the camel thong, she finished off diesel bong …
She stole my brazen heart, just because I had to fart …
She smoked a mongo joint, I didn’t even see the point …
She ate her girlfriends vee, made her blind so she couldn’t see …
She hunts the wild boar, because she’s a nasty whore …
She killed the mean old man, he came from robot-Japan …
She sucked a giant cock, and now she looks like Spock …
She found the golden bow, her heart was cold as snow …
She danced with Michael J, her heart said it was okay … (except she was 8)
She formed a sacred cult, her boyfriend’s name was Bolt … Bolt Cockmeyer …
She filmed JFK, she screamed “it’s not okay” …
She hurt her grandma Joan, as she stabbed her she could hear her moan …
She drank the monkey paste, her turds expelled with haste …
She cast a Mexican curse, her boyfriend now has a purse …
She is my jungle queen, she had to make a scene …
She built a castle wide, with her pimp daddy by her side …
[curated: 3/14/2023]