[curated: 4/11/2023]
DARK PRAIRIE: death jump 5000
Soft landings …
“The soft landing is Powell’s helicopter, landing on the evacuation ship, without incident.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 4/9/2023]
BRIEF INTERMISSION
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230409_BRIEF_INTERMISSION.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
YOLO POSTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5316
A brief intermission: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5261
We don’t have to blow up the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5265
Spaghetti Westerns: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5246
Signs of the Times: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5303
Not every catastrophe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5323
Catastrophe …
“Not every catastrophe is the end of the world.” – Dr. Freckles
[curated: 4/9/2023]
POSTER: YOLO (post it at work, in the bathroom)
[curated: 4/9/2023]
HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN! (… be ready for his return)
- Exodus 12: 1-30 Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2012%3A1-30&version=NIV
- PSALM 12: Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm%2012&version=NIV
- Prayer for Readiness: Lord in Heaven, Jesus Christ, on this Day You have Risen, and on this Day all the pain of the world is washed away, and on this Day ALL of Our sins are FORGIVEN. But You, our Lord, will Return one Day. You have given us a road map in prophecy, You have given us instruction as the Son of God on Earth and in Your Apostles. It is now up to US, your Church on Earth, to be READY, to avoid the snares of false prophets, and to simply BE READY at all moments, because We do not know the Hour of Your return. In Your Name We Serve, AMEN.
- Revelation 1-3: Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%201&version=NIV
- Matthew 25: 14-30 Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A14-30&version=ESV
- “When it comes to Christ’s RETURN, it’s BE READY, not get ready.” – Dr. Freckles
- Moment of Silence for those who have not heard or understood the Word.
- Lord’s Prayer
He is Risen, He is returning one day …
It’s funny, maybe not so funny … If you wanted to prepare the human race for the arrival of the Anti-Christ? – the last few years are about perfect, everything since 2001 … but definitely everything since 2020 …
[curated: 4/9/2023]
DARK PRAIRIE: How you treat garbage people …
“Little House on the Prairie”, Season 7, Episode 21 …
Charles is leading a family through the wilderness, but he makes a pact with a crossroads demon so that he can play the fiddle better … yeah.
So the demon wants Charles to kill the country family, Alvin, his wife, couple kids … And so it simply made sense to start with Ma and Pa …
“It’s alright, bring her down …” – is what Charles chanted, every night after, with a smile …
Bad brake, eh ALVIN?
Tough breaks, for someone in the wilderness … yeah.
OH NO … your hobo repair did not hold …
OH NO … your wife was too scared to jump …
Oh now, our children will be orphans and live like summer freaks feeding the whims of eastern salesman …
“MA, PA, OMG, NO!”
Ma, Pa, oh my God, what happened?
Ma, Pa, is your life in jeopardy?
BECAUSE YOU TRUSTED CHARLES INGALLS …
CUZ YOU TRUSTED CHARLES INGALLS … [choir, 5 times]
Down, down ya go … yer meeting St. Peter …
Your MA and PA are DEAD … welcome to the FRONTIER …
Don’t trust Charles Ingalls …
Charles inspects his handiwork, now the demon whispers “kill the kids …”
THIS IS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE … (4 or 5 times fucker)
THE END
… maybe, now for the kids?
[curated: 4/9/2023]