“The closer you get to the truth about the Devil, the more of his workers turn their gaze towards YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
It could be a ZEBRA …
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A wise man said:
“If you hear the beating of hooves on the road, it’s probably a horse and not a zebra …”
But sometimes, it’s a ZEBRA.
If you see 3 crosses on the STREET CAR in October 2019? – it could be 3 construction cranes accidentally aligned … or …
It could be a ZEBRA.
I have 3 major depressive episodes in my life …
- 1990 to 1991.
- 1999 to 2000.
- 2009 till WHEN?
I say 2009 till WHEN because I mostly recovered from the last episode, but it still lingers, like a scar that won’t heal.
IT COULD BE ZEBRAS … but what if it’s not?
What if I, like many, have felt the waves, the turbulence, of a future not yet arrived?
What if I, like many, sense the foreboding, the pain to come, the screaming?
What if it’s a ZEBRA?
(what if the FOOL thinks it’s a horse?)
In 1996 I was driving to OBC at Ft. Bliss, TX, Air Defense School …
I stopped near the Navaho Reservation, briefly, to gas up – and it was a gas station with a cafe.
An old native American dude came up to me and said:
“You need to follow me up into the hills …”
Back then? – I was an Atheist, a rationalist.
But now I wonder about my crooked broken path to God, and I wonder about the choice I made that day.
What if I’d followed the old man?
What if he were more than just some random old man?
(what if he wanted me to follow him into the hills to kill me?)
Sometimes a ZEBRA is a ZEBRA …
I interviewed Guy McPherson twice – since then I’ve removed the interviews … he has copies.
In the second interview I catch him in a lie – not a big deal, just a simple lie.
Guy McPherson promotes a death cult – “planetary hospice” – and VERY SOON he, like the false prophet, will be selling this EN MASSE to folks … like folks in Canada, who can now have themselves killed if they’re depressed …
The lie? – he said there’s “nothing” we can do …
Then he says at the end of the second interview: “But” I’m working with a guy on something …
Be careful of the death cults – they will be very active in the coming months.
Another funny thing about the Guy interviews: after the second one, some rando “witch” from Portland sent me an angry email … probably because I caught her man in a lie.
I think the Lord has been leaving me breadcrumbs to follow for a LONG TIME …
The Lord has been sending me ZEBRAS.
In 2016 I met, online, a shit head named Jarrod Fidden.
I don’t know if that’s his real name – but he’s a grifter, a con artist.
He ripped off my money, but he did worse – he terrorized me, and my family.
Jarrod told me once: “you know Dan, I think I’m a sociopath” (this I found out AFTER getting to Ireland)
He told me once: “Dan, my wife and I met doing METH while teaching English in China.”
He told me once: “I have this plan, HUM (Human Unity Movement), and I want to get EVERYONE TO HUM at the same time …” (also, told to me in Ireland)
- he said Hitler wasn’t so bad
- he said he wanted to bring back gladiatorial battle
- I think he and his wife dosed me with methane – his wiccan wife made me a special TEA
- I did FREE WORK for the fucker on his shitty dating site AWAKE.DATING …
- I lied to a journalist for him, taking BACK an honest statement
- I saved his ass, because he didn’t know enough to investigate the database
FUN FACT: his shitty site was hosted by BlueHost …
I was in Ireland for 5 days … it was a blur.
The day before I left: the fucker blew up at me, screaming, then said “let’s meet for breakfast in the morning” – I was living in a cabin I “rented” down the hill from where He, the GOAT KING, lived.
I didn’t even know about PUCK or the PUCK FESTIVAL when I named him the GOAT KING …
When I was in Ireland, I would walk down from his cabin at night – back to mine.
I would pass a paddock filled with sheep …
I would swear before God that the sheep were bleating “DANNNN, DANNN …”
As if to say: “DAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SATANIC METH HEAD HELL HOLE”
Glen Osheen …
I stayed up all night trying to get a taxi – the fictionalized (slightly fictionalized) rant is below.
THE GOAT KING … and there’s to this story.
A “christian” I trusted to “watch my stuff” had stolen ALL MY STUFF … he was a meth head too.
Sometimes a Zebra is a Zebra.
Sometimes the LORD needs to teach us lessons.
My lesson? – “there’s more going on than you can see”
I hope I’ve learned.
After the GOAT KING I hoped I was safe – but I had a SUMMER of gaslighting to come, from the “friend” who took advantage, took my car, smoke meth and left a rock of meth in my car.
The Lord said near the end: many will claim to follow Me, very few will
In late 2016, the pain didn’t end … another group of “people” entered my life.
Interestingly, it was after I figured out my TRUTH: I am an Anarchist.
No more voting.
No more PRETENDING …
And then THEY CAME … at first – one and two, a few …
Then I met the Goat King’s replacement.
And I won’t say much more on this, because EYES ARE WATCHING and the DEVIL is a keen grifter …
SOMETIMES, MOTHER FUCKER, A FUCKING ZEBRA IS A FUCKING ZEBRA.
“WOKE” nose ring …
“The woke is a nose ring.” – Dr. Freckles
The wicker basket …
“The wicker basket of TITHING is about SHAMING.” – Dr. Freckles
The Dragon’s time …
Fire in the Heavens. Smoke in the air. The DRAGON gets closer. Not one soul dares to care. All that is left is the rubble of the human mind. All that is left is the soulless for demons to find. And you are the one who waited till when? Again? Tell me, what were you waiting for? The end? Brother against brother. Father against son. Sister against mother. Everything undone. You hear it from above. Noise from the mountain. The DRAGON's breath blows. No one really knows. All that is left is a world of pain. All that is left is nothing to gain. And you said "be patient" to the Lord? What? Say it again, I think He's bored. Bored. Brother against brother. Father against son. Sister against mother. Everything undone. They SANG the song for many. A song heard from far away. THE SAINT'S AND ANGELS ALL AS ONE. "There's no more time for fun." All their voices PRAISING God. All their voices ERASING FEAR. AND YOU SAID "PLEASE, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER BEER?" But silence? A rumble? A chastisement in flame and stone. Brother against brother. Father against son. Sister against mother. Everything undone.
JING-JIT-BEINGS
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UPDATE for the Antichrist subject: No. 10 – the Antichrist will have a false prophet OR an anti-John-the-Baptist … and I think it will be the Pope, Pope Francis.
UPDATE concerning SPIDERS:
I killed a brown recluse this morning …
- it was brown
- it was RECLUSIVE
I have a deal with spiders:
a) I don’t want to watch you murdering
b) don’t stare at me while I poop
c) don’t be hiding in order to LUNGE at me
(DON’T)
STYLE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8718
JING-JIT-BEINGS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8698
3 Stages of Consciousness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8691
If I were a prophet: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8686
Moar on Cursing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8680
Let it go: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8678
Truth vs Lies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8674
God does not want slaves: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8669
Show – “Manifest”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8661
Devil’s power: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8659
Fearing anything but God: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8657
The Word is a spark: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8655
The Devil prefers NOT to be seen: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8647
Lead by example: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8643
Style
“Everyone has a style … my STYLE is having no discernible style at all.” – Dr. Freckles
JING-JIT-BEINGS
You can travel deep into the Earth and find WORLDS within worlds. Like attraction to the ZONE 4-FLEX, where the magma heats your WOMAN SPICE and the tree-scar relents before the ROD. I saw that world, and met the uniformed belly dancers, and sought after the rock cocaine.
When you work in the below place, you do it in stages of PRESSURE … high pressure, low pressure … metal casements and concrete and steel.
It takes 3 days to get to your destination – 30 miles below the surface of the Earth …
30 miles down, in the dark heat of the Earth, where people drink wine fermented from brown recluse spider venom, and they slowly go blind.
I met HALDOON, a JING-JIT-BEING … down there.
I met that rock man, and looked into his silicon eyes.
He would tell me stories of the last YORT-Queen, and how his men fought wars against the MOLE PEOPLE to control the MAGMA FARMS of T’limpf and FROH.
Haldoon told me to follow this path:
- Steep-man gave me 3 flasks of TORG-WINE.
- A woman dressed in slacks with a dead head t-shirt and sandals.
- Four weird pit bulls …
- Your impacted bowel and the hardest poo EVAH …
- Kelp garden near Astoria where the last sea lions make love.
- Honest Joe and his rotten bow and the lost stag, he wouldn’t brag.
- Lost little Mary-Francis, taken to a farm in Kansas, told to make a basket straw, now her dead baby calls from afar …
- A microphone preacher in VEGAS, calling after the blonde hooker Debbie.
- Hoard plastic forks.
- Learn to make friends with ravens.
- The RED HARBINGER AWAKENS in the EAST.
- A smoky redress of grievances, as STEVE MCQUEEN races against time, and your mom gets lost at the pharmacy.
- Hell is lost to the STRANGER DANGER, somewhere in Jamaica
- Greek goddess frets, no one lets her breathe, the vapors rise up to her dress, and her sleeve is covered in goat’s blood.
- Pack your WOUNDS with dirty rags and dead pigeons …
- UNSEAT the MORGANITE GENERAL, sell his sword to David.
- Big Foot and the Wookie people prepare the last bastion, and there armies are coming, and your women will wail in pain.
THESE ARE THE BROKEN WORDS OF HALDOON!
A TIME IS COMING TOO SOON …
Your family will hustle and run from the fright, but the night won’t let go, and your world won’t stop spinning.
Because he is winning, for now …
And he is the MASTER of CONFUSION.
So said Haldoon.
My favorite PHILOSOPHER …
“Asking me about my favorite MOVIE is a lot like asking me about my favorite PHILOSOPHER … but scratch that … the philosopher problem is easy – Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles
Jesus showed me the way …
“I didn’t ‘save Jesus’ by doing the right thing … Jesus SAVED ME by showing me the right path.” – Dr. Freckles
3 Stages of Consciousness …
The three stages of consciousness:
- “Holy CRAP, I’m here.”
- “Fuck, I’m here, and I don’t know enough.”
- “Shit, no one else knows enough EITHER ….” – GRIFTER
Calling it: Covid-19 is now a RELIGION …
“You know that covid-19 is now a RELIGION, when you see them wanting statues and memorials.” – Dr. Freckles
I am not a prophet …
I’m not a prophet.
But if I were?
I would be like JONAH …
I would EVENTUALLY do what God wanted me to, with a lot of hassle, and being swallowed by whales.
And, stubbornly, after bringing God’s word, I would sit on a hill near Nineveh, waiting for them to fail God again.
From November 2019:
Irish talk to God, we don’t just pray …
“I talk to God, I just don’t pray – I’m an Irishman.” – Dr. Freckles
Kindness vs Communism (vol 6)
“If a human can learn the difference between kindness and communism? – that’s a HUGE first step in their evolution.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR on CURSING …
When I was a kid I had a bicycle.
My sister cried to my parents “let me ride Dan’s bicycle”.
I was angry and I told her “I hope you crash”.
She crashed, and had to be taken to the ER, chipped tooth.
That’s a CURSE. That’s CURSING.
When I was a boy, my “evil sister” was pissing me off …
She was standing on the deck of our second house, being a bitch.
I took the hose and sprayed the hornets nest in the cedar stump.
The hornets went after my yelling, EVIL, sister …
THAT was GAME THEORY.
Let go … Just let the garbage go …
“Let go of the hate, let go of the envy, there’s more space for Jesus.” – Dr. Freckles
B.F. Skinner and the Trolley Problem …
“B.F. Skinner: the real INVENTOR of the Trolley Problem.” – Dr. Freckles
Well, actually, it would still be Satan that invented it.
(how many animals simply went into the corner of the cage and died?)
Truth vs Lies
“The truth is easy to speak, whereas lies rip at the tongue.” – Dr. Freckles
God does not want slaves …
“God doesn’t want slaves, Satan can’t have enough of them.” – Dr. Freckles