Day: July 15, 2024

The ULTIMATE WEAPON:

• an army of cloned McPoyles …
• the McPoyle army exhales Novichok from Putin’s farm
• the McPoyle army poops polonium from Putin’s farm
• each McPoyle has written a memoir about being a “Hillbilly” …
• flying paragliders, “Fireman Died” printed on the wing …
• paragliders capable of landing on SLOPED ROOFS …
• with cameras that take pictures of magical bullets
• infected with COVID
• with armor made from US passports
• firing a gun that shoots box cutters
• carrying “barrel bombs” filled with magical 9/11 aviation fuel
• fully vaccinated
• upon victory, all the paragliding McPoyles coalesce into a PUNK GROUP SHOT of the IWO JIMA flag raising …

You can accept the core narrative of 7/13/24 and the penny dreadful in Pennsylvania. But you have to also accept the consequences of believing this bullshit. That the US government is so broken that a McPoyle was critical in a CIA plot. Or, worse, that any random McPoyle could do this. In either case, it means collapse.