By the YEAR …
By the YEAR 2028, “butt scorpions” will become the new genital crabs …
By the YEAR 2133, all adult females will be registered as “sandwich makers” … now go in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich!
By the year 2043, 14 sector lords will be declared HAG-WARDENS and given authority to track down and destroy all break dancers … all of them must be wiped out.
By the YEAR 2029, the forlorn rustlers will meet up with the lesbian sky navies and form the ultimate coalition of sexy results …
By the YEAR 2037, Joe Rogan will be replaced with ROBO-ROGAN. Joe will be stripped of all wealth and will live out his days sorting peanuts from fecal matter for lower tier human consumption … with the rest of filth in QUADRANT-BETA …
By the year 2087, lots of people are being impregnated …
(with spores)
Which Irwin Allen character are you, in the time to come?
(here is a short and not complete or authoritative list)
1961 – “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” – Walter Pigeon as “Admiral Blow Up the Van Allen Belt”
Who wants to bang BARBARA EDEN?
1972 – “Poseidon Adventure” – Gene Hackman as the “Lost Preacher” or Ernest Borgnine as “The Good Cop that married a hooker”
1974 – “Towering Inferno” – Steve McQueen as “angry firefighter chief” or William Holden as “the scum bag contractor”
1978 – “The Swarm” – Michael Caine as “Doctor Smarty Pants”
1979 – “Beyond the Poseidon Adventure” – Telly Savalas as “Captain Creepy”
1980 – “When time ran out” – Paul Newman as “Hero Oil Rig dude”
(banging Jacqueline Bisset …)
Richard Widmark
“Has Richard Widmark always played a dick?” – Dr. Freckles
