Month: January 2026

YOU’RE THE FIRE CHARGER!

YOUR WOMAN IS TOAD JELLY!

YOU HAVE POND SWALLOW PUDDLE FLOWER MAGIC IN YOUR HEART!

WHY DON’T YOU CALL ME?

FUCK YOU!

I HAVE BUTT REAL KEPLER FILTH IN MY RIM-RAM!

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME YONGOUS!

SEPARATE YOURSELF FROM THE FILTH!

FIND PURITY IN SOUP!

IF THE WORLD DOESN’T FALL APART THIS YEAR THEN MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY COME TOGETHER …

YOUR SPIRIT DRAGON IS FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S BEST FRIEND LESLEY.

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260102_2026.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Disease Pile: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24518

Sheep Dipping: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24490

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