“Any machine intelligence smart enough to FIX all of our bullshit would quickly get sick of all our bullshit.” – Dr. Freckles
REPEAT in front of the MIRROR in your BATHROOM with the LIGHTS OUT at MIDNIGHT on SHROOMS!
YOU’RE THE FIRE CHARGER!
YOUR WOMAN IS TOAD JELLY!
YOU HAVE POND SWALLOW PUDDLE FLOWER MAGIC IN YOUR HEART!
WHY DON’T YOU CALL ME?
FUCK YOU!
I HAVE BUTT REAL KEPLER FILTH IN MY RIM-RAM!
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME YONGOUS!
SEPARATE YOURSELF FROM THE FILTH!
FIND PURITY IN SOUP!
IF THE WORLD DOESN’T FALL APART THIS YEAR THEN MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY COME TOGETHER …
YOUR SPIRIT DRAGON IS FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND’S MOM’S BEST FRIEND LESLEY.
FREE BABY ALBINO GORILLA MEAT, FOR A YEAR!
