Day: January 18, 2026

It all ends on 6/7 …

On June 7th, all the nut get’s BLOWN …

6/7/2026, just for KICKS 6 or 7 STAR TYPE BATTLE CRUISERS show up to FUCK UP OUR MONKEY SUNDAY and give us 6 or 7 more things to worry about …

On 6/7, the RUSSIANS and CHINESE and TACO BELL will launch a nuclear first strike on S’compton and EAST LOS ANGELES. Billions of tiny dogs will scream out as waffles and other radioactive pancakes bludgeon to death the mistress coffee vendors in the MUMBAI DISTRICT of LITTLE INDIA … you can find it by following the smell of locker room mixed with fetid clam sauce.

THE CARNIVAL OVERFLOWS with whimsical beauty, as the QUEEN’S GUARD takes turns mopping up the whale and elephant vomit. YOUR TENDER HEART’D FART GLAZE will AMAZE when the pie eating contest starts and MELISSA TARLINGTON wins FIST PRIZE in the test and the best went out for whiskey chicken later.

98 MAGIC DANCERS will enter the ballroom at 9 pm. The last of the RUSSIAN DUKES will evade capture as AMERICAN SUBMARINES SWARM near MALTA. Happy warriors frolic in a winter paradise, surrounded by the salamander clans and monks and nuns. The FAA is warning our friends about the TIME TRAVELERS from COLOMBIA and the special sugar being flown into Mena.

Your personal space shuttle disaster takes OFF in June, when the MOON splits into several pieces and your fighting aces kind of lifestyle dissipates into frungo soup. Nothing will be left to feed the dogs or the hogs but the carcass bait of octogenarians making their rounds at the MALL, shambling towards jello surprise.

ON 6/7/26 FIVE GROMPTIAN SPACE ARMIES will CONVERGE on VENUS, wielding unending onslaughts of power ranger full frontal butt action. Missiles get fired at St. Petersburg, Florida, and Russia, and Minsk. FRESNO receives heaving damage from neutron bomb attacks as LUCKY LINDA DELOGGIA smokes CRACK and sells her boovula to the crank lords of North TEXAS.

THIS DATE will MATE your future best with the wordy western style omelet hostess making the MOST of her HOT WHITE BRA.

And it arrives soon.

Just a few months away.

Don’t be late to this END OF SPRING SALE!