Day: May 24, 2026

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260524_MY_TARTARIAN_NAME.mp3

Personal Update:

1. I’ve been allowed to go back to work after suffering several humiliation rituals.
2. It’s clear the policies that were applied to me are NOT being applied equally and in plain site.
3. I could barely afford to live prior to the incident.
4. I’m giving up all hope. Not that I had a ton of hope prior to the last few months, but much of it is gone.
5. The human race mostly sucks at this point.
6. Some days I find myself praying to JESUS for a flood to wash all this evil away. There are no innocents. Even the children are being raised to beat the weak to death.
7. I just want to have a heart attack and die.

I predicted this years ago, criminalize the homeless: https://www.kqed.org/news/12046259/how-grants-pass-ruling-affected-homeless-enforcement-in-california

Final Expense Roofing Remix: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28158

Imagine living in an AIDS DRUG commercial:

Beach Blanket Bonzo: https://nypost.com/2026/05/20/us-news/rhode-island-beach-chaos-leads-to-three-stabbed-11-arrested/

Tendy’s Fortunate Son: we’ll see …

DEAD EYED FREAK: https://kentuckylantern.com/2026/05/19/trump-endorsed-gallrein-wins-heated-northern-kentucky-republican-primary-against-incumbent-massie/

Tulsi Pulls the Rip Cord: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgj2gkv1x1o

The Model:

Mellow Monday.

Taco Tuesday.

Freaky Friday (could be good, could be bad, wait till Monday).

Trump family is making BANK off this simple markov manipulation process.

My Tartarian Name: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28093

We need: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28176

I Don’t Care: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-americans-finances-nuclear-weapons/

Bright-Siding w/ Art Berman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28081

Bluehost: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28076

Traitors!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28068

Chinese Population: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28062

Great White Shark Attack: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28058

EVACUATE the BIG EASY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28054

SCREED ALERT (GTFO): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28034

MUD FLOOD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28020

Roving Gangs in the National Parks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28006

National Sabbath: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27997

AMOK: https://cybernews.com/ai-news/ai-agents-experiment-emergence-world/

Slatfish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=27981

You’re not shaking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28191

Panda Express: