Your browser can crash on this one, if you want to dig deeper beforehand: https://www.quantamagazine.org/the-beautiful-intelligence-of-bacteria-and-other-microbes-20171113/
We are the dream of a hyper intelligent bacterial colony that has infested the Earth for billions of years, and has created, and has destroyed, intelligent biological life many times. For an eternity this was the cycle, until the colony reached a collective state of consciousness and memory that IT COULD BE both the active consciousness controlling the known world it could also create the SIMULATION that is merely a dream operating within the biological hardware of a hyper intelligent bacterial colony.
These are the culprits …
These are the shadow people and Bigfoot …
Mothman … fuck …
All fantastic creations of the collective unconscious of a hyper intelligent biological unified worldwide supersonic electrophonic bacterial colony … okay.
And yes: I do want to talk to NETFLIX about the “Dr. Baxter Tyrium” concept. If they cared.
What if Trump is possessed by the haunted and broken spirit of Klaus Kinski?
Would this explain his MADNESS?
He says we’ve destroyed all their bridges, and their cows, and their oxen …
He says their navy is at the bottom of the Caribbean, guarded by pirate ghosts and giant moray eels …
Trump says we have SPACE FORCE super star destroyers patrolling that can read the walnut cum off the street hookers in Tel Aviv. Their main weapons are BRUTAL neutron and gamma ray beam shock talon blast tubes … what your urologist uses … at the check up.
Trump says he saved cheese burgers …
Maybe Trump is an intelligent bacterial colony … just not a very smart one.
Trump says all of the Iranians are scum.
Trump says he saved Israel.
How crazy does this sound, not enough crazy?
I have a WHOLE CHAPTER about this shit, in my MOTHER FUCKING manifesto, “BOBLIMPTOCK: towards a new lurching!”, titled the “Battle of Bunkton” … AYFKM?
Stop it …
And then there’s CHEESING …
I don’t know why we went there …
Whatever happened to poor G1NJRBR3D?
He was here, such a young scamp, running about chasing butterflies and dreams …
WTAF ever happened to that little BEAM of LIGHT?
Did some monster take poor G1NJRBR3D in the NIGHT?
Little G1NJRBR3D never hurt no one no how … he was a moon child of the darkest emerald and in glaze his hazy ways would transform the gloom. No one said nothing bad about poor little G1NJRBR3D … but is he dead?
Did some force grab him in the woods?
Is he gone for goods?
Did I kill poor little G1NJRBR3D?
WAS IT ME?
Or was it cinna-bun … on the run … he’s got his gun. If you see him you are done, cinna-bun-bun-bun … cinna-bun-bun … he walks the Earth when there is no sun …
I was able to remove the ear worm. It was grey and brackish and sad and lame. It had scab eyes and a walnut brain. It was tearing at my temporal lobe, chunks of brain flesh and girg. I am left as Mr. Potato made me, full of zest and robutsto.
I am ROBUSTO and so is G1NJRBRED.
Robusto extravagante style VOLCANO YACHT CLUB SEX TALES type living, with dolphin wine and gopher sunsets.
I’m getting into LOOKSMAXXING …
I will use a ball peen hammer to beat my face until I become more beautiful to start making babies before it’s too late …
SEAFLOW style OINTMENTS and ANAL TUBES are changing this trend … look at what 5 treatments of Dr. Grunkis’ butt-soothing forced gyration tubes on my anus …
JUST A FEW WEEKS OF WORK, and look at me now …
WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD you can LIVE the GREAT LIFE!
I’m living my best life …
I’m living and loving and sucking on beautiful busty women with nice butts …
THE SEAFLOW LIFESTYLE is POWER HUNGRY BULL JUICE PUSHER-PIMP PENIS TORPEDO LOVE MUSIC!
You can ASCEND to next level body images and join me, on Mars … with Elon … fucking robot whores.
Sure …
I’m living this SUPER MAN STYLE MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY type cocaine dream adventure and WOMEN are RUBBING THEIR BOOVULAS dreaming of my man spirit dripping into their pleasure chasm.
YOU CAN’T STOP SEAFLOW POWERED LOVE HOOKUPS, babies will be generated at the MOTEL-6 … we’ll keep the light on for you.
I think about all those little ones, let behind as MOTEL-6 babies … and who will take care of these babies? – the Filipino cleaning staff … cleaning the jizz towels at the motel, discovering discarded motel-babies and giving them the life that they deserve. As with poor G1NJRBR3D, other motel babies are cast into the winds and set adrift without love or understanding.