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Where have you been
Antarctic polar bear?
Where have you gone?
You've been gone
so very long ... yeah, yeah.
Where have you been you rascal polar bear?
The orca and the penguin
are your friends.
Orca and penguin,
are friends to the bitter end, oh boy,
Where are you hiding you fucking polar bear?
You lived outside,
never telling a single lie,
you lived quite free,
eating fruit from
the coconut tree,
your heart is pure,
you live that eternal dance,
your mind is cured,
but PANDA EXPRESS ...
When I was a kid,
they had this place,
OLD STYLE PANDA EXPRESS ...
They served REAL PANDA.
They served it REAL fast.
They knew it wouldn't last.
They were haunted by their past ...
Mongolian panda ...
General Tso's Panda ...
Sweet and sour panda ...
Panda Express ...
Panda Express ...
They ran out of pandas,
broken promises,
no longer fast.
They needed a replacement ...
Something tasty ...
That won't give their customers gas.
PANDA EXPRESS,
founded on FLAVOR,
serving up PANDA,
for your favor,
you can savor,
that nifty taste,
you smear that paste,
dipping sauce,
red faced child,
mild feelings ...
SCREAMING AT THE CEILINGS!
Plastic ZOO gives way
to Antarctic GOO ...
A slurry in a hurry.
A dish best eaten cold.
All of this NEW,
out of the blue,
they hunted the Antarctic Polar Bear
like it was WORLD WAR TWO ... too ...
There are so few
polar bear left,
some of them flew,
some of them wanted to sue,
your mind would seize,
freeze,
squeeze out strife.
Like Barney Fife,
wonder what's
"going on around here???"
But old GLEN is drinking his beer,
in fear,
of laden thoughts,
and new robots,
and meat so fun,
you gotta run,
to PANDA EXPRESS,
this year.
But the silence
of those great plains,
insane white light,
ice and pain,
for that lumbering beast,
it's gone,
it's left,
it's buried,
so few ... so few are still there.
And if they disappear,
leaving this world
alone in the dark,
will some national park,
resurrect this fine beast?
Fusing its DNA with yeast?
"A polar-beer,
my dear friend"
And what message will this send?
In the end left,
with spineless freaks,
beaks full of chum,
for some,
restless geeks.
WHEN?
When?
where ...
Where have you been,
Antarctic Polar Bear,
where have you gone,
you've been gone
so very long ...
yeah, yeah
Where have you gone you sad little polar bear?