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Madness spreads …
- Robots took over at DAVIS … I know, it’s 2022 BOBLIMPTOCK … but they’re here now … and the staff are all “whatever” …
- The drivers of those trucks want to kill you sometimes when you’re crossing the street …
- I was thinking about a DAHMER network … all DAHMER movies or in the style of … there’ve been a few actors to play DAHMER so far, so get them in the lineup … Maybe get Ann Heche to do some promo work at the COMICON shit … but then I was thinking about this commercial for the MIKO robot, but how most kids the first thing they’re going to do is hack it so it says really racist crap like “that’s an n-word over there” … but then it was like, why not have a reality TV show where you have this remote controlled robot that goes around different neighborhoods and says really vile and racist crap … of course people will destroy it … that’s part of the fun … maybe you give it stink bombs … dog shit catapults … AND then … it’s like RINVOQ for ulcerative collitis … I don’t know if I have it, but I’m asking my doctor.
- Air launched trailer trash … Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/watch-us-drops-experimental-parachuted-missile-arctic-warning-russia
- I was out for a walk with the dogs, as the sky-hawks sprayed their celestial poop upon us … and I could feel the graphene tendrils dig deeper into my soul and my skin crawled and the dog whispered bad thoughts into my head … “those people … over there … they don’t look quite right”, Boomer would say, and then lick his butt.
- “Today I’m using Batiste …” … a couple hookers in Vegas, been there 6 months … used up and burnt out at 22 … the BATISTE keeps their whore lifestyle going … they will burn themselves out …
- When I’m home for Thanksgiving, I’m going to tell them that I got into a fight at a bar in S’compton, and it’s because this weird guy didn’t look at me so good … and that made me angry and such … and it was “I’LL KILL YOU!” the way a Texas desperado says it, with emphasis … I killed him with a knife, I told the SOB I’d take his life.
- IT’S COMING! REAL SOON! SPELLS YOUR DOOM! GET A ROOM! Link: https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/180145/planet-niburu-on-collision-course-for-earth/
- Bryb (old english): the part of the goat, once slaughtered, that is LEAST desired … can be used as a noun or as a verb … To bryb is to re-boovulate a woman’s boovula, post coitus, using the Lentango-method and then to consume her inter-coital skunk juice …
- Superannuated: obsolete through age or new technological or intellectual developments
- Election Night Results: FL “Catastrophic” For Dems, Vance Takes OH, Fetterman Tops Oz … The Democrats declared VICTORY … yay … yay for victory. GOP took Florida? – but why …
- Beer halls, cranes, airplanes, red squirrel gone bad, break the old man’s back …
- Mark Zuckerberg To Fire 11,000 Meta Employees … he suggested they learn how to dig through dumpsters and wrestle coyotes for 50 cents a day … he suggested the women make themselves up and get ready to HOOK … to head for the streets and sell their stale pussy to JIMBO REAMS near the Tenderloin. He suggested the men become gay hookers and pimps as well, that they sell krokodil and heroin to school children … and to make sure that they hand out apples with razor blades in them … because ALL OF THIS would help.
- STRONGO maidens are handing out flowers to the dustrin-teams.
- Labour MP Diane Abbott Says Rape Of Teenage Boy At Refugee Hotel “Is What Happens When You Demonize Migrants” …
- Janet Mange, carrier of dreebus-5-crabs, moves from bar to bar picking up men. She wears hot red lipstick and high heels and a pretty little baby doll dress that lets you see her panties … She’s HOT and ready … if she’s at the bar? – you better be ready …
- Brown igloo
- Terrible 200 year old mind-snakes
- Aliens are living next door … LINK: https://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/183813/the-alien-species-living-next-door/
- You left your home for work. Your car was almost out of gas so you stop at the Union station to buy some … you grab a coke and a soup-grizzler and one of those hotdogs that sits there all day and marinates in the infinite pain … you get to work and Sarah calls you out in a meeting … you decide to kidnap her and sell her to the Albanians …
- Swamp monkey ZED is almost dead, his people are hungry his world is RED, his mind is corroded, his wife is a skank, he drives to buy whiskey in a Sherman Tank. He keeps good hours, and waters the flowers, BUT DUGAN-ESQUE urinal tribes hunt after him and his kin .. what shall he do? – lose or win?
- Hide and seek, dimension SILVER opens up, and the jordan-path for General TROG is no longer viable. Move slug-throw mungit whores to sector-78, while maintaining guard over the tribblin-droves.
- Jewel thief is riding high near the 4th sphere …
- Crystal realm music festival, the boobly dancers are on stage …
- Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/binance-chief-says-no-master-plan-behind-ftx-takeover-confidence-crypto-severely-shaken … Whales are already exiting, and soon there will be a rush for the door. Participants in this fraud have some choices: 1. get out while you can, 2. bail out weak players to buy more time, 3. let the weaker players drown
