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Zero Hedge: HEADLINES
STARSHIP HADES:
- Hector, the LANCE-LORD, told the council to prepare. A great SHAKING UP was upon his people and the SAND DIXIES were no longer capable of holding off the STORMS.
- It was a massive ship, 500 meters long … it had 4 fusion drive engines and protonic afterburners and a liquid ether-matter injector for DARK MATTER space skipping and trans-linear drive.
- Volxha, the STAR KILLER, was sure the ship would fail, so she built tumbler rockets loaded with lesbian life pods.
- Hazy planet PEAR …
- The great cosmic ocean, 20 light years in diameter … with islands of rock and reef … with sea creatures … and multi-generational migrations … SUPER SALMON and WHITE DWARF SHARKS big enough to swallow planets.
- Bigfoot’s home world …
- By the 600th year of the journey, the craft had reached 99% the speed of light …
- EON KINGS WAGE WAR …
- Time and space fold …
- Goodbye cosmos, I am beyond you now.
Days without Drinking: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7758
I take a pill: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7734
Dating Websites: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7732
Climate Science: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7761
Bigfoot:
I stand there in the dark,
chewing bark,
listening to a meadowlark …
And the drinkers and thinkers and hunters chew their cud,
drink their whiskey,
and smoke their MARLBORO CIGARETTES …
And do these intrepid adventures offer me any?
Do they care about the hairy man of the Woods?
Nah …
They mock me …
They mock me in the darkness.
Start a submarine business: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=7764