What ya gonna do when you’re 102?

If I were 102 years old …

I’d live to see hyper intelligent bacteriological colonies form themselves into doctors and nurses at Harborview Medical Center. Nurse SKRON or Dr. SCLUB would seem like normal “people”, but they would simply be a self-organizing MASS of MRSA that had achieved consciousness. If I lived to 102.

<<< dedicated to that shit head mocking homeless people >>>

  1. spend time in the THROOG-ROOM, where the mustard ladies rub steeg-oil on your buttocks and skendlor freaks hang out to raid the jade market.
  2. awaiting transport to the TACO BELL MEAT PROCESSING FACILITY in VEGAS.
  3. hunting ying-bear in the Uinta Mountains, making love to my native American wife, wearing leather and fur from animals I’ve vanquished …
  4. sitting in a facility, managed by robots, robot nurses, robot hookers, robots to wipe your butt, robots to make your bed, robots to punch you and torture you, robots to chop off your head
  5. I will live with 24 cats on the top of some unstable volcano, hoping that the dear Lord could eject me and my cats into deep space to link up with Harry Truman …

What you gonna do sucker?

When you TURN 102 …

(106 is a fucking joke)