Posted on by Daniel Sullivan

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CURED!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230914_ED_CURED.mp3

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ASH AND TRASH:

  1. Back in WA state, at the park: in a set of bad options, it is the best option right now. Not sure what happens next and I’m not sure that I give a fuck.
  2. More or less have given up on the news. Ukraine, COVID PART DEUX, Trump Trauma Drama or Biden Brain Damage. I stick to my guns on this one: whatever the real threat is, IT is still being obscured by a lot of psyop bullshit.
  3. Before boarding any plane I need to go into a happy space in my head, deep in my head, a place where I feel secure from the growing madness so apparent on the plane or at the airport.
  4. So much delusion and illusion, so much denial anger and bargaining, fantasy is rampant. Everyone negotiating with reality to find their “magical safe place” … no such place exists.
  5. Physical versus mental baggage.
  6. 737-800/900 RAFTING!
  7. At Air and Space Museum, in Seattle, marveling at the tiny little portholes they gave passengers on the Concorde. What didn’t they want the average RICH jet setter to see back in the day?
  8. The appeal of slow burn scenarios, graceful degradation, linear collapses, but is nature really this kind? Was it really that LINEAR for the indigenous Americans who encountered the Europeans? Was it altogether that LINEAR when the Mongol Empire began to fall apart?
  9. Mt. Rainier looks like shit. When I was a kid, year round, there would be a nice cap of white – now the cap is missing, as if that majestic artifact of God’s creation had been circumcised.
  10. Security guards at Safeway in Burien.

JOOG-WHORES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9484

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CURED:

  1. Tabitha shows up in the advertisements on ZeroHedge for “ED CURED” ADs.
  2. Tabitha un-gumbulates her boobies as she massages her boovula.
  3. Dribbly juices flow as your copper wand flourishes and imbues her capuus-hole with snowy weather.
  4. Tabitha smiles, as she shlocks the blue pills and the green pills and the crushed-bull-testicle-New-Zealand-bee-pollen-power-spice ….
  5. Your fever increases, and your heart races, your platinum spear is stiff, your mind is wired.
  6. Tabitha sighs, as her power-belly stored your load.
  7. You are primed in the money-face-paradise, you spill some seeg-sauce on her tummy, as her body shivers and her boobs become erect’er.
  8. As you lay there, exhausted, 50+ years old, nearly heart-flanked, Tabitha grabs your wallet and picks you your AMEX black-card and goes and buys stuff on AMAZON.
  9. You are left alone, in your cum soaked dungeon, surrounded by protein stains and other kinds of greases. Cops with spray bottles and blacklights are coming soon.

CRIME REPORTS from REGION-DAGON-ZULU-11:

  1. There have been reports of DOOGAH-PIRATES near GAMMA-PRIME. They carry voog-cannons and have mutant chimpanzee warriors, raised to kill and snort METH.
  2. The HOOKER QUEEN, Yebera, has taken over the flesh trade in GRID-23. She is selling coop-bots to the Shriner’s who are holding their 1200th Conference, in alliance with the MASONS.
  3. ROGUE EX-COPS are converging on the barriers built by the silk-league. Bogin-tog slaves are being harvested by these cops who fled QUADRANT-WHISKEY because qualified immunity was removed.