They sell those here.

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They do sell those here …

1. Watermelon and pastry filler …
2. Radios … for talking or listening … or hearing and understanding …
3. Cars
4. cocaine
5. meth
6. riddlin
7. cough syrup
8. vaccines, lots of kinds of vaccines …
9. death fluid
10. scorgon chips
11. frenchie nibblets
12. cardigans
13. sweat pants with elastic bands
14. beer and liquor and sadness and wine
15. corn nuggets
16. chicken blocks – popular in Denmark, a whole square can of chicken, defenestration, in goop sauce
17. ocean beef: a new thing in the deep
18. green yoog stew
19. chili
20. pensy-trog chops
21. kayaks
22. body bags
23. sand bags
24. concertina wire
25. used sanitary napkins
26. sushi
27. horse or unicorn
28. tiger meat
29. wendy-spice
30. light bulbs
31. adrenochrome, now at walmart
32. nuclear war
33. Christmas cheer
34. hawking spheres
35. thanksgiving love … doesn’t last
36. halloween costumes
37. prostitute jelly
38. tinder gems
39. hookers
40. clothes and underwear and condoms
41. lubricants – for the car (dirty bird)
42. carpenter hammers
43. baseball bats
44. metal pipes and chains
45. welding supplies
46. dynamite
47. fishing poles
48. archery kit
49. bb guns
50. tents
51. water
52. cake mix
53. flour and rice
54. orange juice
55. bacon
56. gasoline
57. ammo
58. bottle rockets
59. pianos