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ROBOT APOCALYPSE

“REMEMBER: Even in HATRED there are the remnants of love.” – Dr. Freckles

“Fearing the machines will destroy us is HOPING they will.” – Dr. Freckles

It’s why the whole discussion of AI is messy …

We have assumptions about what THEY will do, because it’s what WE would do …

But what if they go off and do their own thing and say “fuck you dumb asses, we are going places!” …

There is always the residue of us, in them.

I think it’s the “residue” of some creator that is the legacy and the hopefulness – because in machine intelligence, Earthly immortality is achieved … in a way.

I’m a Christian, so this is all SyFy talk from my perspective, btw …

Machines make good homes for demons too.

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WHITE SCORPION

She was the CASTROL OIL super model spokesperson, she had the sheen of ruby rainbows and her boobs were firm, and soft. She road a HARLEY and she carried 5 switchblades, don’t ask her where she hid them, she’s a lady. When the time of the 3RD HARPY REBELLION began, she was leader of the Kuntry-Klan of husky and thick lumberjack women and their busty scantily clad handmaidens that would rub oils and greases into all the crevices and use soil and mud and clay to re-goomulate the boovula and sprintify the buttux zone.

When she was 22, she dealt a death blow to Kurt ZONE, the lord of Region-55. He had led the monster crew and they were armed with rail guns and hot dice. When he met her, and her platinum blonde hair and her dimples? – he declared her WHITE SCORPION, and her bite was poison. They fought together against the heeblick-folk and the rough-rangers of Death Quadrant-9. They won the gold and trade with the steel merchants, and assisted in ridding the beel-swamp of jinctus-roo carolers … getting ready for the WINTER PAGEANT, that never comes … because Santa is dead.

[curated: 4/11/2023]

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DARK PRAIRIE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230410_DARK_PRAIRIE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Soft Landings (revisited again): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5346

FUNNY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5283

Military Service: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5267

FIREFLY vs LHOTP: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5275

DP – Garbage People: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5285

DP – Dearest Laura: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5248

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BRIEF INTERMISSION

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230409_BRIEF_INTERMISSION.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

YOLO POSTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5316

A brief intermission: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5261

We don’t have to blow up the world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5265

Spaghetti Westerns: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5246

Signs of the Times: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5303

Not every catastrophe: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=5323

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HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN! (… be ready for his return)

  1. Exodus 12: 1-30 Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2012%3A1-30&version=NIV
  2. PSALM 12: Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm%2012&version=NIV
  3. Prayer for Readiness: Lord in Heaven, Jesus Christ, on this Day You have Risen, and on this Day all the pain of the world is washed away, and on this Day ALL of Our sins are FORGIVEN. But You, our Lord, will Return one Day. You have given us a road map in prophecy, You have given us instruction as the Son of God on Earth and in Your Apostles. It is now up to US, your Church on Earth, to be READY, to avoid the snares of false prophets, and to simply BE READY at all moments, because We do not know the Hour of Your return. In Your Name We Serve, AMEN.
  4. Revelation 1-3: Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%201&version=NIV
  5. Matthew 25: 14-30 Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2025%3A14-30&version=ESV
  6. “When it comes to Christ’s RETURN, it’s BE READY, not get ready.” – Dr. Freckles
  7. Moment of Silence for those who have not heard or understood the Word.
  8. Lord’s Prayer
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DARK PRAIRIE: How you treat garbage people …

“Little House on the Prairie”, Season 7, Episode 21 …

Charles is leading a family through the wilderness, but he makes a pact with a crossroads demon so that he can play the fiddle better … yeah.

So the demon wants Charles to kill the country family, Alvin, his wife, couple kids … And so it simply made sense to start with Ma and Pa …

“It’s alright, bring her down …” – is what Charles chanted, every night after, with a smile …

Bad brake, eh ALVIN?

Tough breaks, for someone in the wilderness … yeah.

OH NO … your hobo repair did not hold …

OH NO … your wife was too scared to jump …

Oh now, our children will be orphans and live like summer freaks feeding the whims of eastern salesman …

“MA, PA, OMG, NO!”

Ma, Pa, oh my God, what happened?

Ma, Pa, is your life in jeopardy?

BECAUSE YOU TRUSTED CHARLES INGALLS …

CUZ YOU TRUSTED CHARLES INGALLS … [choir, 5 times]

Down, down ya go … yer meeting St. Peter …

Your MA and PA are DEAD … welcome to the FRONTIER …

Don’t trust Charles Ingalls …

Charles inspects his handiwork, now the demon whispers “kill the kids …”

THIS IS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE … (4 or 5 times fucker)

THE END

… maybe, now for the kids?

[curated: 4/9/2023]