PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

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SEPROCON:

On this day in 1865 the ZLOGON-FORCES of General Chives defeated the pirate lesbian navies of Queen Coozba …

All YOOP ARMIES are on alert …

When the RIMULACK DYRE PRIEST froze the Witch of Foof, we knew the gorgon would relinquish their control of QUADRANT 55. And the joob throng from Bunkton rose up against Mr Willy’s and their all day long Chinese buffet … and who stood up to that? The swarthy and dusky grob-legions from Texas Roadhouse.

On this date in 1865 Dr. Skleevis McDoogle discovered the healing power of SORBITOL …

He healed the orphans of sector 88 and left the woody blow-bin rascals to die in the lost desert of Tlyb.

On this day in 1865, the harlot minx forces of Genda Shloob took on the dragon warriors in region-XRAY. After several days of fighting the women folk of all tribes tore off their clothes and wrestled naked in the HOOKER PITS of Colorado.

We honor on this day the great battle between Captain Avatar of the ARGO and the NAZI ROBOT FORCES of Hizzler … the TIME HITLER …

After several parallel and ongoing time wars, the STAR FORCE under AVATAR was victorious, but the time line still sucks.

There was this day in 1865, 6/19 to be precise …

When Clint Jackson of the 45th XERXES DIVISION defeated MS-13 in the Battle of Gipsy. 45,000,000 people were killed that day, when the death star fired its ray and everyone learned they were gay.

But what about the Sklubbin-jergs that fought the skoogiz-knights?

WOOG soldiers were moving METH to the Roman Armies at Constantinople, when WOLF MAN JACK told the bell keepers to wrestle crocs in Baltimore. But we never knew the horrors of the ego-maniacs, the spezz-dormers, the ones that lived in the gutters and told tales of squirrel macaroni … that’s Seprocon too …

When will we tell the truth about Seprocon?

About the crimes it covers up and the false heroes it erects?

When will the GRIZZLY ADAMS types go back into the woods to harvest the owl-clams and feed on cougar-spice and trout tacos …

YOUR TIME IS NOW … and the breed is born late.

You don’t know …

There were 12 henchmen, armed with cucumber crossbows and singing songs of GOOBER NUTT PIZZA …

WE could have been KINGS … but we sold our peanut butter heritage for 500 acres and a TESLA. The glowing light of liberty was put out, and the government cheese cave was emptied.

A lot of folks are celebrating SEPROCON by eating BBQ … this is racist.

Some of you are watching Dave Chapelle while drinking a chilled white wine … this is also racist.

I can see YOU just grilling and chilling, smoking a doobie and listening to Bob Marley … this is so fucking racist.

Whiteness … what a curse.

whiteness is mainly about the bleak horror show that is the permanently disenfranchised slave cadres whose ancestors lived in a jungle hell and fought hard and lived thoroughly while harvesting cotton for an evil manor-lord who would whip and beat but never look at his broken soul … ya know …

Why can’t we fight for totalistic racialist justice?

We could build star cruisers, powered by advanced fission/fusion reactors, patrolling the edge of our solar system at 15% the speed of light …

Our DOG CHASING WAYS was distorted, and we settled for failed styrofoam schemes and wooden dreams, and SEPROCON left us cold.

On day one of the RACE WAR …

ZOGLON-DEMONS will ride Harleys down to Compton, so that the EAST LA FREAK GANGS can sell latinx pill boovula to the skulls.

Kids from the WONDER BREAD realm will score CRANK from Sam, but someone is gonna go for a “train ride” – probably your sister.

They want to pass laws legalizing TOOG-MEAT.

TOOG-MEAT is neat, it’s made from old discarded loved ones and delinquent youth running from the MAN.

The local store says “appealing shapes”: bacon, steak, dogs, lasagna … TOOG-MEAT in appealing shapes.

And you say you’re broke?

It’s over: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12411

COLON: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12466

Knighthood: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12452

Just desserts: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12478

Naïve Atheism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12447

Hanging Gardens: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12463

Patterns: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12455

Herpes Clear: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12437

Dating: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12475

Life guards: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12423

Colonoscopy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12469

Nobody is talking about it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12404

Food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12507

What the camera video revealed …

How my specialist reacted to the colonoscopy video …

The doctor giving me the briefing after my first ever colonoscopy …

“Dan, we gotta take off … nuke the site from space … it’s the only way.”

I had the same reaction to the “Assange News” that I had to the “Milei News” … same picture, same reaction. I get that people are going through tremendous waves of COPE right now, but at some point it will settle in that you are still being fucked with.

The simple fact is this:

You live long enough, stay observant, you will see patterns. All people can.

One of the great VICTORIES of the current cadre of controllers is that they’ve managed to hijack the pattern recognition by redirecting it at the “glowing rectangle” or “smart” device.

But put down your “smart” device … and just take in reality right now. You might start seeing patterns again, and then you might realize how fucked you are.

And then there’s the “Holocaust”, and I shudder at letting my mind drift there.

For the “Holocaust” to be a hoax, you would need high level coordination between the RED ARMY and US ARMY at the end of the war.

Is this impossible? – no … not given where I am at today with respect to the question of independence of action.

There are a few reasons to be wary of US strategic ground-war decision making, in Europe, towards the end of the War and the RACE for BERLIN … I believe Joseph Farrell’s work addresses some of these questions, but I don’t know … If you question the truth of the Holocaust, then you have to ask WHY would US and SOVIET militaries take part in this? – they would have, at a high level … It also directs you to a darker place with respect to the decision to drop the atom bomb on Japan.

But this is the thing:

The Holocaust became a psychological tool my whole life, and it “spun up” immediately after WW2 …

Since the history of the modern state of Israel is a history of WAR, the periods of warfare often coincided with dramatic pushes, from Hollywood, for films that support the message … “Exodus” is one such movie that comes to mind. “Cast a Giant Shadow” is another …

A critical point with “Cast a Giant Shadow”, many of the battle scenes are reminiscent of cowboy movies where the dread savages are always and everywhere attacking the innocent pioneers …

Does questioning the “Holocaust” mean you hate anyone, to include Hebrews?

This is a simple but not so easy question. My reason for questioning the Holocaust is more about how that narrative has been used to harm others, and possibly to enshrine a group of people as untouchable and to give them clout in society as “victims”, eternal clout.

The Holocaust is taught as absolute truth in the academic world – questioning it in any way is forbidden.

One of the main reasons questioning the Holocaust is forbidden is because there is still EVIDENCE today that has not been completely destroyed by time. There are still people alive, today, that a historian can interview.

1,000 years from now? – the academic world can afford a few questioners … but not right now

Climate hole …

This where I’m at with the “climate” …

a) it’s 50/50, something is changing AND TPTB are using geoengineering in the worst way possible to manage it

or

b) it’s 100% geoengineering – and, BTW, I include TSAR BOMBA in this story line

As far as the “climate change” guilt tripping – that’s too obvious, it’s the RICH blaming the poors for why “Rome is burning”, old story.

Let’s say the weather events are 100% engineered …

Let’s step back a second: what does it mean to be a fallen angel?

A fallen angel is TRAPPED.

Then imagine that this is a domed flat world.

Then consider that these evil fuckers tossed nukes into the sky for some serious of bizarre reasons.

And if you can’t break out of the prison? – you set fire to toilet paper rolls and start a riot.

Maybe you try to trigger a flood.

• fallen angels frustrated by an impossible wall to break through
• an angry leader that hates mankind
• prophecy that describes events that match much of this wretched Times of Noah bullshit

If you wanted to carry on a Satanic agenda like this, you would need full control.

I am herpes clear.

I am 100% FREE of herpes.

I wanted to contract herpes with Shirley, the dock-walker down by the wharf. She has dark eyes, tells crazy lies, and lives with 9 cats named dog. She works the LATE NIGHTS and it’s out of sight when the sky bear calls and the kitten paradise opens her legs. I met her the first time at Buck’s retirement party, after he lost his boat to the lamprey near Sitka. And I swore I felt a lukewarm grease as I made her feel the full pipe, but even with that swipe I’m still HERPES CLEAR.

I used to hang out with the DURB BROTHERS down by Hagensville, where the pavers went on strike and the roads have turned to dust. There was this wench-woman named FRIDA who ran the protein-hustle for Doc Torg and the Ballard Vikings. She had a smear made of mites and frog testicles and fever sweat – she’d mix in some AMERICAN CHEESE and other spices … she swore it would give me herpes … But I’m still herpes clear … HERPES CLEAR!

When I was stationed in S. Korea, I met some chicks down range. I bought their drinks, it was part of the kink, they tell me about “8 way charlie” and I’d ask: “are you herpes clear?” They weren’t, but it didn’t matter – I tried to go ACES with the Midget of Tokuri, but I got lost in sage grass and Cody style crotch massages. Her lips were covered in sores, and more she didn’t care about the red drip. But I knew, if I could, I would contract herpes and take it home – so that all my friends could say … “Dan, you’re not herpes clear” … that would have been something.

China has created a herpes virus that manifests as cheeseburgers growing on your skin. In partnership with the Gates Foundation and the Vatican, they got this virus that will cause outbreaks, of tiny cheese burgers, on your skin … you just cut them off and eat them … but you won’t be herpes clear.