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BILLIONS will DIE!

I built a time machine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10996

One simple trick: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11001

Childcare Costs: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11003

No Schrodinger’s Dog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11005

Don’t feed a hobo: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11012

Truth about Panda Express: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11030

Wealth Effect from Debt: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11032

Titty Soap: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11038

Bombing the poors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11040

Billions will die: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11043

Garbage Dan: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11053

If you think the Ukraine War is real: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11058

There is no MAD with CRAZY: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11060

Government is an extinction level event: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11062

Government can’t be trusted: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11070

Numb or Dumb: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11072

Commies and the FED: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11074

No one ever gets paid: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11076

Golfing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11083

Milei the Libertarian: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11086

Storm drain woman nailed it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11089

Squatting: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11094

Looking down at Earth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11097

Oh, Son of Boblimptock: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11127

TRAD MOM to ONLY FANS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11133

Spotting Trauma Monkeys: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11137

What is FAITH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11139

You were right: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11144

Government and Predators: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11148

Subway Club: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=11150

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SOB: Oh Son of Boblimptock …

This is Grinken Time …

In the AGE of BOBLIMPTOCK …

The kindred-dread of many minds,
spreading deeply from behind,
hurried voices soon shall find,
that rind,
left behind,
by the hobo kind.

You could have been a cocaine hero, raging with a voice of drymbly and bleeb. You could have sunk your teeth into tomorrow, but instead you sip the tea of old Keith and his barley excrement.

After many years my son, you will find the glory board and jump your way to SPRING MADNESS, as green shoots give way to chutes and ladders, and you get sad because nothing really matters. Your broken skull is potato skin to the gods, and your own morsel is but humble offerings to Chronos.

“WHAT TINGLIT MERCY IS THERE FOR THE THIRST-DURGEN?”, screamed Horz, the last THIRST-GURGEN and FIRST LORD of Tryb. He rode a horse of rage and fury, his saddle was made of onions and coal, he smoked a bowl after locking up his old man in the Sanikan, for a honey-bucket surprise.

As your limbs heal and your voice finds balance, the daughters of Histos will leave their pleasure caves and wander forth to find their mungit-mates. Sure, they will wrestle in mud pits for total busty dominance, but their bodies will be oiled and Brazilian style krazy, as driving Miss Daisy turns to Duel – best to pick up some extra fuel.

I can see the endings are empty too DEAR SON.

An age of fun and games gives way to consequences, and stumbling blocks, and crevasses hidden from the snow king.

Your meaning now is in BOBLIMPTOCK and those folk you can raise up to hunt scratch-dear and lamprey-rats.

So find that mud pit mountain dear boy, and seek out a lifetime supply of hookers.